Rock Swanson

@cherryonbottom_ Plump ass cherry. RS

miss me?

Nazi ass NBA scheduling

BIG BREWERS FAN RS

Ellis a career fuckin loser. That type of character is a disappointment for sure. RS

And then I’ll peoples elbow your fat ass back to hell. RS

I would happily become a vegetable after 46 seconds with her. RS

I’d be shootin webs too. RS

Kelce shouldn’t have to apologize for that shit

@PatMcAfeeShow Jeff Teague. 520. Sign em up.

I need an NBA expert(s) for the progrum… not everyday.. just someone to FaceTime periodically thru the season. I will pay, because I pay everybody for their contributions to our show. Obviously.. when licensing our show thru ESPN, we thought it’d be easy to get NBA folks from the ESPN roster.. That has not been the case.. The @ESPNNBA crew has been rather impossible to work with due to their daily scheduling during season.. afternoons are TOUGH for the entire group. Sooooo… Which ex-NBA players do you think would be a great representative of the Association on our dumbass show? Thanks again. Cheers.

Terminate the program. @IlliniFootball

57 sleeps till Halloween unless you smoke meth it's 4 RS

Two special needs kids in wheelchairs would have been more entertaining than this Titans vs Bears game. RS

Just watched my neighbor spank her son while smokin a dart. America is healing. RS

Takes Dodgers +1.5, they give up 6 in the 8th…. RS

@EASPORTSCollege can you explain how I don’t get credit for a win? I just want the platinum trophy.

My first rebuild on #CollegeFootball25 RS

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@BarstoolBigCat Bottle those tears and send them to me. RS

Any fan can vacate any win. All you have to do is say it. Any respectable Duke fans want to step up and be the bigger man tonight?

@therealkdwhite Top 32. RS

Let’s not get crazy here

Just had rough sex before this. RS