John Hawtrey
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John Hawtrey
@RealTruthy
The best jokes are the ones you have to explain
参加日 Ağustos 2013
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The savage who perpetrated this attack was killed by partner forces.
Let it be known, if you target Americans — anywhere in the world — you will spend the rest of your brief, anxious life knowing the United States will hunt you, find you, and ruthlessly kill you.
Sean Parnell@SeanParnellASW
Today in Palmyra, Syria, two United States Army soldiers and one civilian U.S. interpreter were killed, and three were wounded. The attack occurred as the soldiers were conducting a key leader engagement. Their mission was in support of on-going counter-ISIS / counter-terrorism operations in the region. The soldiers’ names, as well as identifying information about their units, are being withheld until 24 hours after the next of kin notification. This attack is currently under active investigation.
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This Wednesday HOW DID THIS GET MADE?! is LIVE & WORLDWIDE for our Annual HOLIDAY Streaming Event with Jessica St Clair. Plus you have up to 7 days to watch if you can’t watch live. The Movie: MERRY KISSMAS is available in many territories. Get tickets vist.ly/4hqei
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@HDTGM Shut up! I missed the live show yesterday because I was killing a sea serpent with some friends and a not starting the show!
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@JPWARHORSE DRAGON LONGSWORD and DRAGON BATTLEAXE are now the most powerful weapons in my D&D campaign. The most powerful to RULE ASS!
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LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON BATTLEAXE AND A DRAGON LONGSWORD SO HELL YEAH IT RULES ASS
L 3 o J@skull_boiiiii
@JPWARHORSE Question… Does this design rule ass?
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Guys, this guy from "Virginia, USA" whose location is actually somewhere in EUROPE (?) had this to say about Gaza while also mistaking the Argentinian flag for the Israhelli one, lol. halp
The bots are botting.
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@abadon_x13 You liked my tweet, I’m so 🤩. If you haven’t watched Farscape, I’d recommend it for the makeup alone. The cast is perfect!
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@ISASaxonists Can you ship to Oregon? I’d love to have that hat!
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Let me just add that someone at the #knitandstitch show asked me if I would sell them the hat on the right (which was a sample) and I said sure, 30 euros and they said that was too much lol.
2 skeins of hand-dyed yarn and the time I took to knit this and 30 euros was too much.
Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁@ISASaxonists
will make you one of these pins on the left for the low price of 1 euro (time factored in). The price at Prada is $775 (USD). 🧶 A message for Prada on the right.
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Enjoy life. Be sexy and don’t give a single f#ch
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@MoiraDonegan Plus, you can get a new tote! Supported immediately.
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Womb House Books, an amazing feminist bookstore and probably my favorite place in the Bay Area, is launching an imprint. Help them bring the weirdest, most vivid, and most challenging women’s writing into the world: kickstarter.com/projects/wombh…
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Please everyone in #WarRavagedPortland post your best photographs of the devastation there so that you will not suffer alone!!
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@ISASaxonists As I predicted, all of the people who follow Christ’s teaching have been raptured to Heaven. Time to party!
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As promised, the inevitable update abt a failed rapture attempt where she says she's sad she has to spend more time on earth with her kids in the caption but just fake cries for the camera 😂😂
Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁@ISASaxonists
Tiktok Christian lunatics are saying the rapture is happening on Sept 23. Tell me what you are gonna eat on the 24th to celebrate.
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@WeAreSinclair Cowards. Shameful pusillanimous behavior from boot lickers.
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@InnovaProShop After losing two in the last few weeks (thanks Milo and Horning’s), this lets me restock for future adventures!
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As the fastest warship, the Corvette is quicker and more nimble than the powerful Destroyer-class, making it an agile menace in battle. Add 3+ discs and enter ‘speedkills' to try an [14|6|-1|2] F2 Star Corvette for FREE!!! Link for details.
proshop.innovadiscs.com/f2-friday/
#discgolf
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.@hulu I’m cancelling my subscription because of the cowardly way you’re handling the first whiff of government pushback. Get a backbone and I’ll be back. Please include an option for the exit survey for “because ABC would turn in their grandchildren to protect profits”.
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I'm unable to cancel my @hulu account at the moment; the page won't load.
Maybe that's because so many other people are also canceling because the leaders of their parent company @DisneyPlus are cowardly fascist enablers. #JimmyKimmel #HuluOnDisneyPlus #Hulu #Disney #ABC
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@coolzonemedia @bastardspod @IwriteOK @prophiphop @why_sophie_why I’m trying to buy tickets, but when I click on the buy tickets button it sends me to a continuous reloading loop.
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It's a new Behind the Bastards Live show! In the Alberta Rose Theatre, Portland, September 25th at 8pm! All performer proceeds go to support the Portland Defense Fund.
@IwriteOK @prophiphop @why_sophie_why
albertarosetheatre.com/event/behind-t…
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Special birthday celebration for all my MINIONS in the #ForeverROHChamp’s world!
Get your number now if you haven’t already!
#FallenGoddess #MinionOverlord #AmericanJoshi #WeWantAthena
#TheInspiration #WatchROH
#BestintheBiz #Athena1000
#AthenaEliteWrestling
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@ISASaxonists I’m about halfway through The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies. I’m starting to think the orcs are the bad guys.
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