Rick Remos

Judas iscariot next week

Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

Musicomania is a condition where a person's passion for music (or a song) becomes so strong, it prevents them from functioning properly.

i often think about this..

Pussy shouldn't excite you, it should scare you, when you realize how many men are broke, in jail or graves because of it.

😅😅🤦

None of Kenya’s stadiums meet the standards required for AFCON 2027, according to a new report by CAF

Khalif Kairo is going through a lot 😂

Mtu mwenye anatupa takataka yeye ako normal lakini mwenye anaziokota yeye ni wazimu?

Way back in 1993 my mum really punished me like " ukiachilia ni wewe nitakamua."😭😂

Jana, went to do my nails. I do late evening booking as last client of the day Tuko tu story na the lady, vibing then her phone rings. She excuses herself to pick saying it is her kids' teacher 30 seconds into the call. PUNGLU! She FAINTS! Sijawai panic hivo walai My heart left my ribcage, straight to my ass! The shops on the entire floor are closed It is 8:30. Nimevaa sweatpant na T-shirt. Sema kutoa Tisho nimpepete Scared like shit hata siezi scream for help. Napepeta, wapi! Ujue Africa hakunanga "911, what's your emergency!" Mbio bra na kitumbo, downstairs next floor, zombie mode Nikapata shop ya kuuza hizi phone accessories bado imefunguliwa "Please someone is dying upstairs. Come and help" Those two niggas took entire minute staring at my half dressed self, coz si Tisho ndio ilikuwa kipepeto! Had to bang the freaking counter ndio wanifuate. They carried her, good thing a clinic was nearby Turns out, teacher called to say school van had an accident. She has two kids, attending same school Anyway, it was a minor one, all the kids were okay. She is fine too now If that is what being a mother entails, wueh! Kasimu hivi, unanyuria!

The family of the late Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua has accused Rigathi Gachagua of forging the Will to defraud and disinherit them. They say they are suffering because of Gachagua.

Wewe tukiongea mingi utanidanganya . Piga magoti hapo 😂

lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason

Siblings relationship are strange. They’re willing to give you a kidney but won’t lend you their charger

I love teachers who stop the lesson to tell a life story like YES WASTE TIME

Nobody can identify a girl that likes you faster than another girl that likes you.

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

Mistakes are made, but try to avoid the mistake of feeding a horse you don’t ride. — Elon Musk.

For one moment in time, you were the youngest person in the world.