Ted Rivers

@ClarkeMicah @IamBalhamMatt Peter, exactly what privations did you endure - you're not even old enough to remember rationing. Worst thing you lot had to deal with was the 66 post world Cup win hang-over!

.@iambalhammatt. Sweetie, like most of my generation, I’ve readily endured conditions you’d flee from. But I did so for a purpose, not out of obedience to a pointless habit.

Not even apartheid South Africa codified executions for only one ‘race group’. Israel is now the most racist state the world has ever known. Shame on every government, every company, every individual who offer it support.

@benhabib6 @NewStatesman You making a case for antisemitism there Ben?

@NewStatesman Questioning an ideology is not racist. It’s sensible.

The anti-Muslim sentiment sweeping across the UK and Europe is "basically racism" says Rory Stewart

@kezia_noble Never happened when mum smoked and drank while up the duff #ironyalert

12% of children in the U.K. have been registered with a disability. What on earth is going on?

@hy_wemmy You lost me at men think

Why do men think v@ginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?

@BladeoftheS Have you got the Antonine plagues? No, I always walk like this.

The Roman Empire had the largest most expensive army in the world, but it had bad generals and insane moron emperors that fought stupid wars and it died. Anyone getting Déjà vu?

@kezia_noble @krassenstein China looks preferable in every way. Central planning vs market chaos, high speed rail, universal healthcare, better EVs and they put Muslims in prison (the last one was irony btw)

@krassenstein No, it’s called power expansion. There will be instability for a short period but then USA will gain a huge advantage. If you don’t believe in power expansion, fair enough, but enjoy the outcome when China become the new super power.

BREAKING: Trump just said that the US could 'take the oil in Iran' and that he is 'considering seizing strategic Kharg Island'. Get ready for $200 oil and a global recession.

@Whatevah_Amy The UK politician Ann Widdicombe once said "Margaret Thatcher could get off a train at four in the morning looking like she just came out of salon. I come out of a salon looking like I just got off a train at four in the morning!"

I am either bombshell camera ready or homeless looking in public . There is no in between.

@VeronicaAvluvXX You sound like a humanist.

I feel like I have too serious of a personality for the world of porn. I mean- my sexual proclivities fit just fine and I guess whatever I look like fits in a way- but when I’m not doing sex stuff I’m very seriously concerned about the world around me and am thinking very serious thoughts all day and into the night. I don’t fit in with hardly anyone or at least it really feels very lonely like I’m strange for having the mind and cares that I do… I can be silly as all get out of course, but only those who are very close to me know that side of me because I’m so painfully shy which I know is a strange thing to say- but I am afraid of allowing people to know the real me- I’m too serious and thinking deep thoughts to appeal to most. Sigh…

@kezia_noble Captain Kirk never set foot on a star so goodness knows why they called it Star Trek...

Finally got round to watching the Star Wars films as an adult. Why is it called Star Wars? I know it’s set mainly in space and there’s a lot of shooting going on, but it feels like a bit of a crap name imo.

@kezia_noble @RyanGarcia Over by Christmas? Heard that before somewhere, lol.

@RyanGarcia Within 2 months everything will be back to normal. Influencers will be back in Dubai selling crap. People will carry on living off their credit cards and ordering take out and crap from Amazon. Restaurants and flights will be packed. 2 months.

War is upon us

@agathavegaaofc It's all fun until you jump on your bicycle the next day and the saddle disappears!

Wataaaaa 🤤💦💦

@kezia_noble Men being the breadwinner funding women laying on their backs. Thought you'd be into trad stuff being a tighty-whitey!

The average British person is roughly in 35k debt. Credit card debt is through the roof. And yet OnlyFans subscriptions and profits have absolutely exploded 🚀 How are people still finding money to pay for this stuff? Make it make sense.

@zoeharcombe That was not the case until about 150 years ago. We spent millions of years living without it. In time we will learn to do without it again and this will be seen as a brief stain on human history where greed got the better of us.

The world is starting to learn the hard way that life runs on oil & gas. Not unreliables... Not NetZero hot air... Not political virtue signalling... Oil & gas.

@MatrixMysteries Long as it takes your mind off the oil-theft wars and billionaires plundering the public purse. Keep focusing on the important stuff, huh?

Tucker Carlson had an episode PROVING the skies are being sprayed with aluminum and chemicals. A former EPA head backs it. RFK Jr confirms it. There needs to be an IMMEDIATE federal ban in all 50 states.

@Whatevah_Amy If I were him, I'd try to forget any ambitions of picking up work as an Uber driver.

Im no expert but think it’s time Tiger got himself a chauffeur.

@BladeoftheS Precisely!

1975 was BEFORE Margaret Thatcher (1979). The reason Britain is worse is because of her.

@kezia_noble Weaning the country off the oil drug is the way forward.

They say: “It’s cheaper to import oil than to drill.” Short term, maybe. Long term? Risky. The North Sea means more jobs, and gives the United Kingdom control, revenue, and protection from shocks 🇬🇧 Cheap isn’t always smart.

@DschlopesIsBack You think mass murders on a near daily basis, so frequent they don't make the news, is the hallmark of a free and civilised society?

Reminder that THIS was the exact moment when Australia stopped being a free country. NEVER, under any circumstances, should you give up your guns to the government.

@WestminsterWAG I don't get beaver often either 😕

This is the sweetest thing