Ruby Tuesday

I’m worried that Andy won’t find his way home ok #thechase

Stellla’s bridesmaids dresses are depressing me. #mafsau

@chrisshipitv Is nobody else going to make the obvious Chlamydia joke? 🐨

Confirmation from Harry & Meghan’s office that they will visit Australia next month 🇦🇺 A spokesperson says the “Duke and Duchess of Sussex will visit Australia in mid-April to take part in a number of private, business, and philanthropic engagements. Further details will be shared in due course." Their first royal tour as a couple was to Australia in 2018

@that_1 Jordan? Jordan who?

Bye, bye Meli, you’re off the telly 👋#thechase

Shut up Andrea. Shut up. Shut Up SHUT UPPPPPPPPP #theapprentice

I find the entire premise of a millionaire judging and expecting anyone to humiliate themselves and begging them for employment/partnership abhorrent . I know they’ve gone into this voluntarily, but still. It’s like Dragons Den. Unsavoury. #theapprentice #dragonsden

Stop saying ‘flour’ 🙈 #theapprentice

Here we go #theapprentice

Reece looks like a young Jeanne Tripplehorn #thechase

Girls team now gas-lighting and manipulating the kids 🤣🤣 #TheApprentice

Even the kids are mortified 🤣 #TheApprentice

This makes ‘pantsman’ seem like a literary masterpiece. #theapprentice

Zebory has shoes with laces now. Not surprised he was struggling to tie them. Being a zebra and all that. #theapprentice

Zebory looks stoned. #theapprentice

@d_mateer I love this idea 💓

What about a Chaffinch that drives a train? #theapprentice

A zebra with no stripes. So they are plagiarising Black Beauty then? #theapprentice

My prediction? Brooklyn announces that he’s been hacked and Harry steps out of the shower - it was all a dream #Brooklyn #HarryandMeghan

The lesbians are class 👌 especially the mardy one #MAFSUK

Never apply for this show if you are intending to be honest #mafsuk