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Guys need to start speaking properly and stop these “woo woo woo” reh teh teh” fillers in sentences

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

My absolute fave

Never EVER forgive Dan Schneider for ruining this woman

Almost missed a flight because the agents in Greece had never heard of Saint Lucia.

@jb2forty @Sneakbo What on earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo @sneakbo don’t you ever like a tweet about my opinion on a K Trap tune. You’re fucking shit you punching bag

Saying you pregnant as an April fools joke so weird & lame.

32 years is crazy, those reruns were doing doing numbers lol

@telliagain Good take fr

I’m not surprised in the slightest that Marnz Malone has decided to quit music, everything has happened so fast for him he must feel so burnt out and overwhelmed Personally I don’t think he should quit but a break is definitely needed I spoke bout this on my pod 2 months ago

If you thought the A40 Westway traffic was bad now, it’s about to get a whole lot worse. Transport for London (TfL) has just announced a devastating delay to the ongoing repair works. Following deep inspections this week, engineers reportedly discovered “severe and irreversible structural fatigue” within the elevated concrete supports. Because of this, what was supposed to be a temporary headache has now been turned into a massive, multi-year infrastructure project. The new estimated completion date? April 2031. That is a full five more years of bottlenecked lanes, diverted traffic, and absolute gridlock from Wood Lane all the way back to Hanger Lane and beyond. A supposed TfL spokesperson stated this morning: “We understand the immense frustration this will cause West London residents, but we cannot ignore these deep structural faults. The safety of the Westway is our absolute priority, and a complete overhaul is now unavoidable.” #UB1UB2 #London #A40 #Westway

I wouldn't have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

whatever you do while we’re not on good terms is what you really wanted to do all along

FUN FACT: People who can’t communicate think everything is an argument. And people who lack accountability think everything is an attack.

My mom has been married for 30 years, so she thinks this is the 90s & I should be married with 2 kids by now. Like girl these men are gay and poor.

the going from rich to poor cinematic universe.

Why TF is the keyboard uncalibrated on these stupid iPhones!? It’s no way I’m making all these typos. I know what I’m clicking!

These girls setting niggas up and using their share to buy ice 🤣 Free DigDat

Spain, Cyprus, Australia, all cutting taxes on fuel and energy to help their citizens. The UK. We're getting an app. 🙄😬😡

Migrant working as Uber Eats delivery driver is jailed for 44 months after raping female customer at her home trib.al/F762CgM

Fuel is now £2 per liter all cos the people in the USA voted a psychopath into the White House.