𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑵

❝ Do your 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑻. I’ll have a scope on your 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫. ❞ — 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝑺𝑬𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨𝑵 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑵 lit & desc. | sherlock. | mature.

@mvsterdeception little shit .

@SNIPINGSCOPES Cue him mocking him.

everyone better be working .

@ClonakiltyQuinn How is it?

@SNIPINGSCOPES Wow, thank you so much Sebby Webby

@SNIPINGSCOPES make me one?

@ClonakiltyQuinn Just for you, here I made it

@SNIPINGSCOPES Just for me?

@ClonakiltyQuinn Okay I’m doing it right now

@SNIPINGSCOPES Yes please

@COZMIKHORRORS . . . Take your pick ?

@ClonakiltyQuinn In the back seat?

@SNIPINGSCOPES Such a pretty car, can we bang in it

Taking the new car out for a drive, thank you @SNIPINGSCOPES for my early Christmas present!!

@PANTHERONDPROWL I prefer the hung drawn and quater method personally .

@SNIPINGSCOPES indeed, string him up like the christmas lights?

OH FUCK NO GET THE FUCK AWAY YOU PIECE OF TURKERY SHIT ( augustus is here )

@PANTHERONDPROWL with the turkey cutter, preferably.

@SNIPINGSCOPES i'm gonna kill him <3

@noncannibal You sound reaaaaly convincing right now. not. you sound like a kid who got coal in his christmas stockings throwing a tantrum.

@SNIPINGSCOPES It’s not the same thing! And no, it’s not fragile. I have a perfectly stable ego. My moods and sanity aren’t stable, but my ego is.

— [ @SNIPINGSCOPES ] —

@noncannibal Is that what this is all about? You just wanna get turned on by the thought of killing me? You’re freakier than I thought

@SNIPINGSCOPES How the hell do you sleep with both eyes open? That would dry your eyes out so fast. But please, threaten me with a gun — I love getting turned on during a murder.

@noncannibal I sleep with both eyes open and a gun in hand. Good luck with that.

@SNIPINGSCOPES . . That doesn’t scare me. You don’t scare me. I could wait until you fall asleep and smother you with a pillow. How would you fight that?

@noncannibal If that’s what helps you sleep at night, sure. Believe what you want. Believe in Santa for all I care. Just don’t forget to check the dark corners of your room.

@SNIPINGSCOPES You think I wouldn’t? Don’t underestimate me, Seb. I’ve taken down men bigger than you.

@noncannibal Can’t believe you actually think you’d get that far you cheeky shit .

@SNIPINGSCOPES I’ll let you pick which tree you get buried next to. There’s a plethora to choose from.

@_Play1ngG0d_ Is tomorrow good?

Thanks for that.

🫩

@noncannibal Your spirit isn’t very festive.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, calm down.