Sam Ugwu
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I just saw the lifeless body of a dispatch rider lying by the pavement on the road. Apparently, a car knocked him down and fled the scene. Area boys opened his dispatch box,took everything inside and took his phone.People stood there and watched him bleed out to death because no hospital will admit him without a police report or any form of ID. Where is humanity?💔He was just trying to make an honest living!
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There is a developer in Nigeria right now.
Coding by generator light. Buying data 1GB at a time. Getting rejected by companies offering ₦80k. Being told they're not experienced enough.
Watching their mates abroad earn 20x their salary for the same skill.
Still opening their laptop tomorrow morning.
That is not desperation.
That is the most elite form of discipline on earth.
And the world hasn't paid them what they're worth yet.
But it will LETS GOO🚀
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So i was out with this guy. We aren't official yet, just "vibes and insha'Allah." We get to the restaurant, looking sharp, looking expensive. We place our orders. Then, out of nowhere, this man looks at my chestt and decides to become a philosopher of anatomy.
He says and I kid you not This one your breastt dey dangle, I hope you have not slept with too much men.
My people, my soul left my body. The embarrassment was hitting me in waves. My pride rose up like a volcano. I told him, Oga, if you don't stand up and leave this table right now, I will shout and you will think the rapturee has started!He stood up and walked away. In my mind, I was a hero. I was a feminist icon. I said, Mtcheww, even if the bill is 50k, I go pay am! I have 100k in my account. I am a big girl!" I sat back down to finish my food with "pride."
As I was chewing my chicken with dignity, I suddenly heard... Ting-ting-ting.
A waiter started playing a piano right at my table. My heart skipped. I said, "Sir, please, my head is aching me. Stop the music. Don't add to my problems.I didn't know the music was already included in the premium "Package" Oga had ordered before he was banishedd.
The bill finally arrived. I held the paper with the grace of a CEO. I looked at the total.
N150,000.
Immediately, my vision went blurry. I was looking at the paper, but I couldn't see numbers anymore. I was seeing my life flash before my eyes. I was seeing myself in the kitchen, wearing an apron, scrubbing 400 plates.
I started whispering to the waiter, Why did you let the man go? He’s the one that ordered! Why didn't you hold his shirt? Why did you let him walk away?The waiter was just looking at me. My 100k balance was looking at me. My pride was looking at me.
At this point, my Big Girl energy had evaporated. I was one second away from asking the restaurant if they needed a part-time dancer or a dishwasher.
But God is a Nigerian! A gentleman at the next table saw my soul leaving my body and quietly settled the 150k. I didn't even argue. I didn't say "No, I'll pay." I just took my "pride," packed it inside my bag, and walked out of that place like a ghost.
I was shaking while leaving . Truth is that Me and my friends have pride, yes. We hate disrespectt, yes. But shishi, we don’t have! I learnt and just sharing for fellow single sisters that do not want to settle not to get upset and allow them walk away without paying. I was in my house he called me out only to get me to chasee him out.
#copied
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@bigbrain_rqn you get money to entertain all her friends
me i ran away
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A girl I was talking to before, once told me she didn’t feel comfortable coming alone for our first hangout, she told me she would love to come with her friends, I didn’t even bother to tell her NO, I told her it’s a very good idea, let her bring them.
They got there, very pretty friends she got.
I got drinks for her and her friends, with fruits salad and just started engaging her friend more, we gisted and even exchanged numbers.
I no even stress myself again.
The friend even entered kitchen to make sweet jollof rice, she then started feeling somehow.
A week later
The friend visited me without bringing her.
The friend feels very safe with me😂 toh
😂😂😂😂😂
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@Sistaliano who cares
who knows you
you are just a social media nuisance
all your noise making is inconsequencial
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Many people would have noticed that I was not as fiery as before when it comes to bigotry and tribalism, especially attacking some bad elements among the Igbos who will never stop denigrating the Yorubas and Yoruba land.
It’s because some people I respect reached out to me. You can’t deny the fact that there are some Igbos who do not support the madness of a few fools among them, and I toned things down.
But then I saw this post today and felt insulted. So with this kind of post, I’m announcing that I have fully returned to speaking strongly again. I can’t keep quiet and watch my tribe being denigrated and insulted.
I’m sorry in advance to those I might offend. But if you’re truthful to yourself, you won’t be proud of the post below. So I’m fully back.
As far as I’m concerned, Yoruba first.

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@Waspapping_ you are a mad man Peter obi can not give you 100million
who know you
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@MasterBolaji keep boasting i will save this for future reference
so that when the table turns
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These lies must stop.
ONLY 10 STATES PUBLISH ACCESSIBLE LOCAL GOVERNMENT BUDGETS (2026)
(States with publicly available LGA budget documents)
1 🟢 Anambra — 21 LGAs
2 🟢Enugu — 17 LGAs
3 🟢 Ebonyi — 13 LGAs
4 🟢 Imo — 27 LGAs
5 🟢 Abịa — 17 LGAs
6 🟣 Ekiti — 16 LGAs
7 🟣 Osun — 30 LGAs
8 🔴Kebbi — 21 LGAs
9 🟠Kogi — 21 LGAs
10 🔴Kaduna — 23 LGAs
Financial records for local governments are unavailable online in 26 states.
Although these 10 states provide public access to budget documents, the majority of the country operates without this level of fiscal disclosure.
StatiSense@StatiSense
ONLY 10 STATES PUBLISH ACCESSIBLE LOCAL GOVERNMENT BUDGETS (2026) (States with publicly available LGA budget documents) 1 🟣Ekiti — 16 LGAs & 22 LCDAs 2 🟢Ebonyi — 13 LGAs 3 🟣Osun — 30 LGAs 4 🔴Kebbi — 21 LGAs 5 🟠Kogi — 21 LGAs 6 🟢Enugu — 17 LGAs 7 🔴Kaduna — 23 LGAs 8 🟤Cross River — 18 LGAs 9 ⚫️Borno — 27 LGAs 10 ⚫️Yobe — 17 LGAs Financial records for local governments are unavailable online in 26 states. Although these 10 states provide public access to budget documents, the majority of the country operates without this level of fiscal disclosure. 🟠NC ⚫️NE 🔴NW 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW #Statisense (BudgIT, 2026)
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@Ovoh_of_Lagos @jcokechukwu @trigottista story
they will grow up and turn to lions looking for people to devour
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@jcokechukwu @trigottista They will grow up now, thinking this is the only option of living
God help us
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Join terrorism and die. #SayNoToTerrorism
Plan a coup and die. #SayNoToCoups
Manufacture fake drinks and drugs and die. #SayNoToFakeDrugs
If you support any of these criminal groups above God will punish you.
Good morning to all patriotic Nigerians.
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