Senator Carson

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@GhostBoiPeep Monay.

Happy new years. We need it NOW, let us out of this year god please.

Who would you vote for?

My fellow Americans. I come to you to tell you that your support is more critical than ever, as several new competitors have entered the race. With Kanye West's announcement of running for president, we face a huge challenge in overcoming this recent development. #Carson4Prez

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We're working to make it illegal for any and all people to live in Ohio. Help us make our dream a reality. #senatorcarsonforpresident2020 #fuckohio

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@MrBeastYT Can I get a follow

Reply to this tweet with a screenshot of your YouTube watch history. I’m curious what you watched today

@GhostBoiPeep Maybe.

I say we deport Applebees. For too long have they corrupted our food industry with their okay-ish, average food. Nobody thinks, "I will purposefully go to Applebees." You go there when there is no other restaurants nearby. Fuck Applebees. #SenatorCarson2020 #CancelApplebees

@2020Jschlatt @jschlatt You will lose. You will lose, and you will weep. I shall drink your baby tears and you will lose.

@jschlatt THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

thinking about running for president

@jschlatt Competition, then.

Thank you to one Mr. Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, who is attending the UN meeting on our behalf during these trying times. I salute and gift subs to you, sir. #senatorcarsonforpresident2020 #Ninjago

Sorry for my recent inactivity. My team and I have been involved in numerous legal battles with your usual greedy YouTube copyright claiming companies. We will be back on track shortly. Thank you all for your patience. #senatorcarsonforpresident2020

@DaReal2ET @CallMeCarsonYT Drinky drinky, water boy.

@CallMeCarsonYT Can I get a follow

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