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@MarsGundamKai @mask_bastard

@SenorButthole @mask_bastard Oh no bruh, the NEW crack on the streets.

that Detroit deep dish is the superior pizza

@nypost One can dream

Largest scorpion ever grew to over three-feet long and had six-inch pinchers, according to nightmare-inducing study trib.al/Halmknl

@DiscussingFilm That spit scene got me like....

New clip from ‘SUPERGIRL’. In theaters on June 26.

'Extremely intelligent' bear escapes factory by opening a window after attacking four people in Japan The bear avoided traps, shrugged off a tranquilizer dart and escaped a factory by apparently unlatching a window. Authorities in Fukushima are still searching for it

@Howlingmutant0 @thirdmetax I don't need shoes to help me run, it just makes the run more enjoyable.

@thirdmetax Shoes aren’t a mind altering substance, if you smoke weed all day every day you are addicted to weed, just like if you drank all day every day you’d be addicted to alcohol, and no one would really argue that

Seth Rogen reveals he has smoked weed all day every day since he was 20 “I smoke weed all day every single day since I was 20 years old” “I equate it to shoes or glasses are shoes a crutch we use or are they a thing that we have culturally decided to make our lives easier and better that is exactly how weed is to me” “Could I not wear shoes probably could I not smoke weed probably would I just much rather smoke weed all day yes”

1993

@mymixtapez But when i throw batteries in the ocean its a problem.

Travis Scott Calls Out LeBron James for a Golf Matchup ⛳️

@punkeydoodles8 ALL of the bottom half?

MYTHICAL PARENTS: FAILED OR NOT?

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

What an awesome way to start the day. Small space, no ventilation, *SNIIIIF!* Truly an amazing day!

@Bricks_and_Figs @GuyMontag176133 By the time this is all done BAM will probably have to get a job doing that.

@GuyMontag176133 bricks and figs can suck my cock

Depression can't find you at bricks and minifigs! 😂 we fired it because we want to get away from our problems! 🥾✌️

@DBZdaily_ "when a man's been inside you, you know when he's coming"

Toriyama really made sure to add the hole for krillin 😂

@uncledoomer lot of words for "white cooking"

trying this new thing where I just make a pan of ground beef for dinner and nothing else

@Classisco123 This is just the cartoon version of the live action. 10/10

Disney princess face swapped with the villain, who has it worst?

@TopsKnives Badger

Which of these are you picking up this weekend in Atlanta?

Sounds like an amazing spot to retire.

@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FloridaGators @grok what part of Florida has the most drugs and cash wash up on shore?

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Florida. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

If you eat food like this, you have old people shits.