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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

@TMZ Wishing a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

@TMZ Fun fact

@TMZ Chuck Norris has been hospitalized. No word yet on condition of the hospital.

@TMZ “A medical emergency has been hospitalized after a run in with Chuck Norris” There I fixed it.

Americans stand with Trump on the war in Iran. The blackpiller/influencer/podcaster right is a loud but tiny minority. Cope and seethe.

Reading some replies and quotes and once again realizing that every single troon is a deranged violent freak that poses an immediate threat to everyone around them

I am calling on @PeteHegseth to use NUCLEAR weapons to save this cat.

Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it. Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???" Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?" I'm like ??? This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves. Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY

One of the strangest aspects of White genocide is how White guys basically aren't allowed in medical schools or hospitals anymore. Then when your relative needs medical care, you're lectured by antiwhites that they would've died without brown people working to save them.

retarded arab males be like: omg hair im gonna rape her

Americans will win. I know it in my soul.

It's okay to just admit that you hate America if you are rooting against Donald Trump. The leftists, at least, are honest about this.

BREAKING: europe wakes up from sleepy nap, remembers they need oil to survive (they turned off all their nuclear voluntarily)

we should actually put every american above the age of 65 in front of an AI busy box permanently so we can finally get some of the shit they fucked up fixed

This story is beyond insane and a dire warning for what could happen again under another Democrat president. They basically want to put you on a watchlist for making sourdough and taking care of your kids.

“marine, whats that button on your armor?” “it says 'plan truster' sir” “and what have you got written on your helmet?” "’born to panic’, sir.” “‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?” “i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”