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My account was taken down and I have to open another. I don’t know why but have to move on. I need to start following my faves afresh, please accept me. I’m here to learn and be informed. Thanks.

@Lizzyhunt11 🤣🤣 you need to complete this gist o

So I got on a bus this morning Becos my driver didn’t come. We started the journey and I realized the car driver had his wife on the front sit. I was sitting on the pasanger sit with 2 guys . They started Gisting and I was listening cause I didn’t wanna sleep

@TheEmmalez They must have been spending money sent for the dog care on themselves.

When i said im very skeptical bout taking my dog to some place that isn’t under my care This is my utmost fear Now this is a millionaires dog but left under the care of a security guy who lives with his wife and two kids Millionaire is abroad but sends money monthly for his dog. Imagine a dog owner absent and still sends money for the upkeep. That means he loves his dog. One thing led to the other, Jomos vet was called to go do one or two for the poor dog and he asked me to join him cause i was at the clinic . We drove down there and this security guy was doing everything possible to lie and cover up. He told this man his phone is button phone and can’t access camera He also started begging i and the vet guy to do same and cover up for him. That we should only talk bout the bruises. The vet clearly told the man that the dog looked underfed . But i did otherwise. The owner was speaking with the vet through the guys phone and i saw his name saved as Boss Emeka. I started speaking Igbo on the background lamenting all sorts of things bout how the dog looks in Igbo language. This security guy isn’t Igbo and he was making signs for me to stop speaking Igbo Long story cut short, he has being told to pack before night. Imagine i didn’t go with them? And i don’t feel sorry one bit. Let him go.. both his wife and kids These are the pictures of the dog. A pure breed Caucasian looking like this with bruises all over. Starved and maybe beaten everyday 😭😭😭 © Answer Eberechi Benjamin

@Aghoghochampion @OjiUgo_nwa 💯

@OjiUgo_nwa Its your father's legacy, that's something he left behind, and he had choosen who he left it for. So it's not your fault if your brother run it down. You father made the choice to follow tradition instead of business.

I spent 12 years building my dad’s construction firm. When Dad retired, my brother took over and immediately replaced me with his girlfriend who has zero experience. He told me, "It’s just business, sis. We need a younger vibe." I didn’t argue. I just took my personal licenses and the client list I legally owned. Within 90 days, 70% of his top clients followed me to my new firm. His girlfriend spent the entire marketing budget on an "aesthetic" office renovation and lost their biggest account. He called me last night crying that the bank is foreclosing on Dad's house. He said, "Family helps family." I told him, "Sorry, it’s just business, bro," and hung up. Am I the villain for letting my dad’s legacy burn to teach my brother a lesson? Or should I buy the house at auction and ban him from entering?

@Nimisioluwa @gurl_lambo The man disrespected his wife but the children would have used other means that wouldn’t have caused commotion because of their mom’s special occasion.

Some side chicks have mad audacity. A woman was in a relationship with a father of three grown children, and the man invited the side chick to his wife's 50th birthday party. The wife's children sighted her and wanted to throw her out, but instead of leaving, she decided to fight the wife and her children. Party scatter

@ali_vinsane @bigbrovar @supersanusi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bigbrovar @supersanusi 😂😂😂 the rice no go really sweet cos nothing pass grid cooked rice

In today's episode of solar is a scam. Cooking classic rice and beans with fish stew on my induction burner. All using "fraudulent" self generated electricity from solar. Have 2 AC on, a fridge and freezer plus multiple lights and TV and Fan.. you general stuff in a 4 room apartment. Guess my total power consumption?

@ezikeakunnaya 😂

My mom to my sisters.. "go for an igbo guy if you want peace of mind. Don't be like Oge.. you go craze o" Ifeoma (16 years): who told you we want peace? Peace is boring. (Onyeka from the kitchen: I don't want peace, I want problem always!) Onyeka (14 years): but mummy the igbo man wey you marry nkor, e give you peace? Onyeka dey serve punishment now. 😂

@yay_tunes 😂

Lift that Viva detergent make I see the gun

@EmotionsDoctor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Are you the one who told us they suspended you from Creche? If, yes, he is right.

@Mikeliberation The husband should have told his brother that it is not “his money” & explain to him to set things right. The entitlement and partner’s behavior can lead to one stopping the gesture.

My colleague got married 3 years ago. Every month, she sends ₦50k to her husband’s younger brother for school and upkeep. She did it consistently. No complaints. Her husband never asked her to send the money; she just felt it was the right thing to do. Then this year, she stopped. Two weeks later, the younger brother called the husband: “Brother, she didn’t send my money this month.” The husband came home and asked her, “You didn’t send money to my brother? Why?” She looked at him and said, “Since we got married, how many times have you sent money to my own siblings?” The husband frowned. “That one is different.” She didn’t argue. She just asked him one question: “How is it different?” The husband kept quiet for a few seconds, then said, “I didn’t ask you to start sending him money. You chose to do it.”

@Her_Nonymous_D Some difficult times are a blessing. This has revealed his true person and it’s up to the wife to decide what’s best for her.

My husband and I work for the same company, fully remote, but we’ve always kept our marriage private from our employers. It just felt easier that way… less drama, less assumptions. Everything was fine until few months ago, when he was suddenly laid off over performance concerns. At first, we both treated it like a temporary setback. He was confident something better would come along quickly. But weeks turned into months, and nothing stuck. The rejections started getting to him, and I could feel the shift, subtle at first, then heavy. It started with small comments about how “awkward” it was that I was still working there while he wasn’t. Then one night, he said it plainly that…

@KvngAstalavi 😮😂

"I didn't see smoked fish, only Pomo" A reply I sent to a customer instead of my wife 😭

@Miss_Oluremi The trick is to have all lovely plates and cutlery, nothing chipped and make conscious efforts so as not to miss out on any beautiful treats

Whenever I cook, I always serve everyone and make sure the quantity will be enough for them before serving myself. Most times, I end up eating the burnt part of the food or a very little quantity left. I also use the best plates and spoons while serving them while I end up using a chipped plate and low quality spoons for myself. I feel happy watching them eat and happy. But sometimes I feel I don't love myself enough because I give others the best of my hard work just to satisfy them and settle for the less left, rather than putting myself first.

@tobilobaayo12 @tundeskie Orò l’àna.

@tundeskie Nope... Yorùbá culture that uses "É" for in-laws (Ana) is actually for the wife not the husband. Infact the wife elder brother def go respect you as Bros or egbon

Your wife - 28 years old Your wife’s elder brother: 32 years old You: 37 years old. As a proper Yoruba man, will you use ‘E’ for your wife’s brother?

@Queeneth01olx Thanks for sharing. I’ve experienced this is different ways, it’s just so hard to know when they really are ready when you’re so compassionate but learning boundaries is a must.

I helped a woman escape an abusive marriage. Found her an apartment. Paid the deposit. Moved her in myself. Months later, the trauma bond pulled her back in. She told him everything I did. Then, the husband showed up at my door. She was my neighbor before the escape. I heard things through our walls I can’t unhear. One night it got bad enough that I knocked. She opened the door, terrified, and whispered, “We were just arguing.” I didn’t push. But I left my number. Three weeks later, at 1am, she finally called. I moved quietly. > Didn’t involve her family. She said they’d send her back. > Didn’t call the police. She begged me not to. I used my own money and my own connections. Got her out in 48 hours. She was free. New place. New number. New start. I checked on her every week. She seemed okay. Then one month she stopped picking up. I assumed she needed space to heal. Later, a mutual friend called me. Did you know she went back? I sat with that for a long time. The cycle of abuse is a powerful, terrible thing. Two weeks later, a knock on my door. Her husband. Calm voice. Dangerous eyes. I just want to talk about what you did to my family. I won’t share everything that was said that day. But in that moment I understood something deep: When you help someone who isn’t ready to be helped, you absorb their consequences. I don’t regret getting her out. If someone asks for a lifeline, you throw it. But I learned a hard and uncomfortable truth that day; You cannot want someone’s freedom more than they want it for themselves. That experience taught me how to love people well and protect my own peace at the same time. Now I know exactly when to throw the lifeline… and when to pray from a distance and keep my own door locked. She’s still with him. I pray for her every single day. But I moved apartments, protected my peace, and kept the lesson. Some life lessons cost you your safety… but the wisdom you gain from them becomes armor for the next person who needs you. Have you ever had to learn the balance between helping someone and protecting yourself?

@themaninileife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I knew how it ended the moment you mentioned that mummy forgot her container. You were bold publicly, in the market? Ha! It is well oooo

I don’t even know if my mum will remember this one. One day she sent me to go and buy fuel. I carried my full chest and went, only to get there and realize I didn’t carry keg. I jejely came back home to pick it. That was how she called me aside and gave me small “family meeting.” Talk about “So you went there without keg? I said you don’t use to think. You should have used your mouth to carry the fuel.” I said okay ma and went back with the keg like a responsible citizen. Fast forward small. We went to the market one day to buy groundnut oil. Madam forgot her container. And to make matters worse, her usual seller didn’t have a spare. She started lamenting. That was when the ancestral spirit that wanted me to cry whispered boldness into me. I said, “Mummy, you can use your mouth to carry the oil na.” What happened after that statement is not for public broadcast. I can’t even remember how I got home. Let’s just say “it is well” African parents are bullies 😂

@Molayoo_ 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Someone discovered today that his security guard has been entering his apartment whenever he’s away, just to use his fridge. Twitter people are asking him to buy the security guard a fridge too.😭

@_tobyblush 😡 then they do it to someone else and when she reacts they ask if she’s different. So annoying, what message is she trying to pass to the world?

Women like this are the real enablers of the same sexual immorality and abuse we are strongly fighting against. People are trying to eradicate sexual harassment in public yet she’s going about normalizing it all in the name of content. Tf??????

@kenkenlewu @gurl_lambo Only the man had been visiting until the said day and the tenant that couldn’t read the room. We need to be sensitive, tenant could have just said “sir” or reach him how they’ve done before. The approach must have been offensive to her.

This morning, our landlord came to greet us… with his wife. First time we’re seeing both of them together. Normally, it’s just him. As they were about to leave, one of my neighbours ran out from his flat shouting, “Landlord sir please, I want to talk to you!” They both stopped. My neighbour faced the man and started talking… The next thing we heard was the wife's voice; “I’m the landlord. I built the house. Talk to me.” Omorh… everywhere just quiet. That was when it hit all of us. We had always assumed the man owned the house, not knowing it actually belonged to his wife. The man just stood there, visibly embarrassed.

@Jollz 😂😂😂😂😂

Just said “hi” to my friend and she replied “this is not the ram one”. 😂😂😂. Someone cannot say hi again????

@AdageorgeA I just wonder the kind of mother o.

"I am a man of 35 years old, but today,I feel like a stranger in my own house. I live in a one-room apartment with my wife. Last year, when my wife gave birth to our first son, my mother and my younger sister moved in to help with "Omugwo" (postpartum care). I was so happy. My mother is a widow; she sacrificed everything to send me to school, so having her around felt like a blessing. But it has been 14 months. They haven't left. Every night, my wife and I sleep on the bed with the baby, while my mother and my 22-year-old sister spread their mat on the floor right next to our bed. We are all breathing the same air in that small room. I'm frustrated, my mind is burning like fire inside & can't hold this to myself anymore. For one year, I have become a "celibate" man in my own marriage. Anytime I touch my wife at night, she jumps like a snake has bitten her. She will whisper, "Are you mad? Your mother is right there! Your sister is watching!" I got frustrated and did something I now realize might be strange. I went to meet my mother and sister to talk to them "man to man."My mother laughed and said, "My son, don't mind her. I am your mother. I have seen it all. Just do your thing, I will cover my ears. It doesn't bother me." My sister even joked about it, saying she would put on her headphones so she wouldn't hear anything. I was relieved! I went back to my wife and told her the "good news" i explained things to her, i told her mom & my sister says they wouldn't mind and besides they're not kids Instead of being happy, my wife looked at me with pure disgust. She said, "You went to discuss our private life with your mother? Have you lost your shame?" Now, she won't even let me hold her hand. She has turned her back to me for 3 months straight. She says if I want "action," I should rent a separate house for my mother. But how can I throw my widowed mother out when she has nowhere to go in this Lagos? Is it wrong for a mother to stay with her son? Why is my wife making this look like a crime? My mother says she is comfortable on the floor, so why is my wife the one complaining? I feel like my wife is using this "shyness" as an excuse because she secretly hates my family and wants them to suffer. Am I supposed to choose between my mother’s comfort and my wife’s "shyness"? this is exactly how women push a man out to another woman yet start complaining! I love my wife and i honestly don't want to cheat on her but the way things are going i might have no choice " Husband from temu