“Slangin” Skip Johns

Going home for the weekend means taking some cuts with the OGs

@MrHithers Gay to be taking pictures of other dudes

“Yeah bro let’s wear our matching barbs and go for a walk on campy” #LANK

Bracket is cooked already and I lost my bonus bets too fuck my fat chud life

@volsdeepp Peter Parker Johns

Which one of you guys were on the highway this morning

They still haven’t patched the “run and lift weights for 45 min-1 hour, 4-6 times a week for your mental health” method.

Do fat people get sad that they always get passed when walking somewhere

@volsdeepp This is fantastic

is this a sign I need Botox

Never been so hung in my life

Two doctors

@BreakfastBacon1 Punta

@SkipNScore wyg

Getting the worm real early in the airport

@BriggsBriggsMD Unfortunately was not something continued over from last night

@SkipNScore Ain’t even an early morning anymore this a late night

@juicydownsouth I know my goat

Thanks for 48 followers Jimmie Johnson was my favorite nascar driver when I was a kid because I liked going to Lowe’s

@dicksucker45939 Would’ve been better if you got another drink and never bought this

goyslop burger

@gretchenhatesbl Real tragedy here was not knowing drew dober was going out racially motivated

It’s like a parlay but I didn’t lose it all 💭

BMF belt has to be between 2 guys who aren’t contending for 1 win for the title. Charles fought that as a #1 contender fight, not the BMF title. Great fight if this weren’t for the BMF part

That sucked

@steaakfriend Nice donation

Seen a lot of people saying Michael Johnson is throwing this fight so im gonna bet Michael Johnson

Drew Dober is so racist it’s hilarious

@mcdaniel_b11966 Not with you on this one, the best is still blessed

I’m on pace to hit optimal drunk right as Charles Oliveira slimes out Max Holloway