Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹

Hey everyone, I just wanted yall to know that God loves you, and He gave us His Son as the ultimate sacrifice so that if we believe in Him, we can find salvation. Much love. Even when it doesn't seem like it. I'm just busting balls.

Somebody is lying to me, and it's either Microsoft via CoPilot, or Microsoft via their calculator...

@hillstax my mom and abusive stepdad have been separate for 20 yrs. My mom passed last August. I've been trying to get the trailer I lived with her in for the last ~decade in my name but for some reason, the abusive POS who raped and beat her is sole heir. How is that justice?

When John the Baptist said that he baptized using water but that there would be another who would baptize you differently using fire and the Holy Spirit... it seems a lot of people fell asleep during that part.

Me seeing people say "RIP Chuck Norris."

@Intel_Dork Watching that now, actually. Just finished s10e15.

What's the last television show you binge watched?

@KirbyKrackleArt Stan Lee.

Hulk

@RetroNewsNow I never liked it, and I never liked Jack Black, either.

On April 20, 1982, Activision released the video game, 'Pitfall!'

The world is not enough. It will never be enough. Only God can fill that void in your life.

I'm the most high class white trash mfker you've ever seen. Sherlock Holmes and a grease gun. Wine and a wrench. Wife beater shirt and a cowboy hat arguing philosophy correcting people on their grammar. Come get some, consigliero.

Psst... . . . Jesus is Lord.

What if the whore of Babylon is actually the internet?

Batman may not be Superman, but he's pretty super, man.

I love Dee's Nuts in my mouth.

@TheCinesthetic Are you crazy! Bruv!

I'm the dude that thanklessly corrects peoples grammar. Might as well teach. Same job but then I'd at least get paid for my efforts to teach you Neanderthals proper English.

When you're emailing back and forth with someone and their signature says "Sincerely" every time until it says "Regards."🥶

Does the banana know it's being stripped of it's clothes before being devoured by savage animals?

@FLHSMV, honestly, I don't understand why it's so difficult to get in touch with you lot. I got a mobile home I need to get the title transferred to me from my mom's name (now deceased) to mine so I don't get evicted. I don't work for the gov, I can't take time off willy nilly.