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I think drake bell is the only person on the planet that can cover la camisa negra correctly which is crazy

If I had a Time Machine I would go back and fight my dad in his prime

Spending 18 dollars on monopoly go was the best thing I’ve done in a while

It’s 40 fucking degrees. I could really go for a room temperature arrowhead right about now

Imagine being a dude and unironically listening to hot mulligan.

WD40 should make like drinks or something

I listen to spoonman at least 9 times a day

Hyundai went from blowing up engines to having harnesses fail. I don’t know which one is worse but I can’t wait for you assholes to come out with an unlimited mile warranty for your shitty harnesses that pay dog shit to do.

If you think I can’t recite word for word an unusual amount of Jonas brothers songs. You must be out of your gyat damn mind

The amount of times I’ve explained to people that California has castle law is astounding.

Fellas, is it gay to toot while you receive fellatio services from your lady

The old people in Palm Springs are some of the nicest and not dipshit old people I’ve ever met in my life

The taliban are responsible for 50 shades of grey

Water displacement on the 40th try. Incase you guys were wondering

McDonald’s sprite on my balls

Anyone who listens to kotton mouth kings, I assume that you’ve been making minimum wage for the past 10 years

I can feel my fucking teeth right now. They have a gravitational pull to them

How in the mother fuck does fast and furious have like 15 movies

Listening to creed unironically right now. I can feel my power surging

I just what learned veal is. This is my joker moment