Sploof

@ArdanG19 Didn’t lunch yet:) Will let you know

@Sploofmeme hope i'm early for $SPLOOF, i keep missing out on the lows

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Hold $Sploof 2h with 0.25 SOL min → Get blessed when others sell. 🌀 Sell yourself → get burned 🔥 It’s not logic. It’s fart logic.

Other coins pump. Other coins dump. $Sploof vents. 💨 80% 🔥 burn + 20% 🌀 airdrop. Crypto just got smellier.

Every $Sploof sell: 🔥 80% burned 🌀 20% reincarnated to 2 lucky holders This isn’t a dump. It’s a fart-powered resurrection. 💨🕶️

$Sploof – The fart coin that punishes sellers and rewards degens Corps : Imagine if every time you sold a coin, it literally set itself on fire 🔥 and then crawled back out of the ashes to laugh at you. That’s $Sploof. 💀 80% of every sell → burned forever (bye-bye supply) 🎁 20% → reincarnated into the wallets of 2 random holders (10% each) Qualification: hold 0.25 SOL of Sploof for 2h minimum It’s not a project. It’s a biological hazard in token form. Other coins dump. Sploof vents 💨🕶️.

$Sploof is cooking. Not on a roadmap — on a greasy meme-fueled barbecue behind a gas station. This isn’t your usual “soon™” project. It’s a meme manifesting into blockchain chaos, fueled by hype and… something that smells like nacho cheese. Don’t ask for a whitepaper. It was eaten by a squirrel. Follow the puff. Wait for the fart. $Sploof is coming.

This project is so degenerate it makes SafeMoon look like a government bond. Been following $SPLOOF since day 1 — and I still have no idea if it’s a genius meme experiment or a frog-fueled fever dream. But one thing’s for sure: The website explodes. The token burns. And the devs are clearly insane. In other words... I’m in. 💥

Sploof-o-Meter ■ An off-chain script monitors #Sploof mentions on Twitter/X. Every 100 posts including #Sploof: - 1 million $SPLOOF are burned.

Sploof Bomb.Each day, the smart contract selects one wallet holding $SPLOOF. That wallet is "sploofed" and receives: - A surprise airdrop of $SPLOOF.

💥 Sploof will arrive soon — and it's ready to explode Web3. $SPLOOF isn’t just another meme coin with a frog and false promises. It’s a chaotic Web3 experience built on humor, social pressure, and controlled token combustion. Imagine a crypto project that rewards your tweets, shames you for selling, and randomly airdrops tokens like a maniacal DJ. That’s Sploof.

$Sploof – The meme coin Solana isn’t ready for. Not launched. Not listed. Not even logical. But it’s coming. $Sploof is the fart-shaped spirit animal of degens everywhere. Built on pure memes, sarcasm, and a puff of green vapor — this is peak crypto degeneracy. No utility. No rules. No brakes. Just chaos, memes, and a roadmap written on a napkin. 🕶️ Sploof: Coming soon to ruin your portfolio… or save it. Who knows?

🧠 What is Sploof? Sploof is not just a coin... it’s a cosmic event. A sentient green puff of brain-fog, with sunglasses cooler than your ex's excuses and a tongue hanging out like it just licked the last Dorito off Elon Musk’s keyboard.

“Imagine selling $SPLOOF at $0.0001 Couldn’t be me. I’m farting straight to Valhalla. 💨⚔️”

“SPLOOF it or lose it 💨💸” “The only thing more explosive than $SPLOOF is your gains.” “Don’t hold your breath. Or maybe do. SPLOOF incoming.”