Ghost

11 months since my last publication on Afrocritik, I’ve been published yet again. afrocritik.com/the-geometry-o…

This app…Omg😂😂

@CutestSzn How tall are you?

My bodyyyyyyyyy 🌚❤️

@bulldozerbaby__ @ovistarr Happy birthday 🎂

On this day last year, my life was without colour. I woke up sad, broke, and in a strange state. I’m glad my 21st year started booming a few months later, and I can’t explain how happy I am to be here and to be alive. My 21st era was filled with laughter, regrets, sad moments, happy times, self-love, acceptance, and above all, connecting with my community. As I walk into my 22nd era, I do so with high hopes and expectations. I hope I get to tick off all the audacious things on my wishlist and live even more. Cheers to 22 🍾🥂

@Adama___7 How did you help Barça pls?

On aurait pas du les aider avec du recul eux jamais de la vie si on était a leur place ils l’auraient fait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always

Is Luis Suarez retired?

😂

No version of Kane is touching Suárez’s Liverpool peak. Every move was calculated before the ball reached him. 99% of his goals were pure brilliance, not tap-ins. Luis Suárez is the greatest striker to ever grace the Premier League. Argue with the wall.

@Zikoterta 😆🤣

Me avoiding anything that is going to stress me this Pride Month

Vandeikya, Otukpo, Katsina-Ala, Gboko, Otukpa, Wannune, Buruku, Oju

@Omolola_pt 😂😂😂 Ah! Role model, it’s that respect that made me not to include Zamfara 😀

@St_Beezlebub See eh, you better respect yourself 😭

Oh my goodness!!! Which kin dream be this? God please!!!! Let them not post me to Kaduna 😭

It takes just one En-Nesyri to calm your doubts. 🤣

@nonxo_xo Una go kill me 🥲😅😅

Please go and see a doctor; it’s probably knowledge gap

@CutestSzn 🌹

I think I’d start posting more of myself 🙂

@joshua_pharmd Carry like 20 invigilators inside one small hall 🌚

No pharmacy gist today. All the clients/patients behaved extremely well. 😂 But I need advice on how to curb examination malpractice among undergraduates. My students have been caught several times trying to cheat in the examination hall. Their next exam starts in a few days and we still don't know what modalities to put in place that's not a form of harassment.

@s_otolorin Do you have any ex you’re not using again? 😭😹😹

@St_Beezlebub Don’t be Jhoor

I went to Item7go to get food and they made us wait like 30 minutes because the food had finished. As I was chilling, this fine girl with serious stud vibes walked up to me and said, “You look very good.” I was shocked. I thanked her and she even called me handsome. Then she asked for my name, I told her and asked for hers too. She laughed and said, “Sorry, how old are you? I want to know before I shoot my shot.” I told her age is just a number as long as we’re adults. She was cracking up. When I got my food and called a bike, the man said ₦500 to my hotel (from Ring Road to Challenge). This babe immediately entered action. “Ah! Are you mad? Why you go talk 500 naira? Na ₦200 jare!” I tried to settle for ₦400 but she told me, “Leave this one. I will find another bike for you.” She found another rider and told the former one, “See sweet sexy boy wey you dey call ₦500 for. Then she told the one we found to carry me for ₦200 and he agreed. Omo, a girl hit on me with full confidence and protected me like that. The masculine energy mixed with how pretty she was, I loved it. Never expected that at all.

@joshua_pharmd Danger under the recommended dose or overdose, within a stipulated period?

I hope you guys know the danger of taking MAGNESIUM supplements?

@CutestSzn Of course, you’re pretty

@St_Beezlebub Ohh😭😭 but I like them both

Honest reviews please 😭 which looks better 🙂❤️