ℙlutus 🧧

"nobody wants to work anymore" imagine explaining a 5 round interview process to boomers

We take so much for granted.

Back to $8 and $BYND 🫡

Here is the reason why $BYND is actually starting to catch fire.. and this time, it’s not solely because of the “meme status” .. but a GROUND BREAKING deal with Big Geyser. I’ll give a little insight on what this means exactly here.. $CELH (Celsius) was a $36m dollar company before they signed a deal with Big Geyser for mass distribution of their energy drinks and products. They signed a deal in 2019 and their revenue INSTANTLY grew by 4x that same year. Fast forward to 2026 and Celsius is a company that is worth over 9B now, at its peak the company was worth 20B. That puts $BYND at a rough valuation of 60.00-70.00 per share if they have similar success with Big Geyser.

👀 $BYND

Boomers will tell you you’re not working hard enough.

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

@mymarvelouslife Keep track of a company called Modular. The CEO is a legitimate genius. Do research on what he’s created in the past and what the company is trying to do and you’ll understand. When they IPO i’m dropping bags. At least a $200K position #Few modular.com

I got 30K ready right now. Someone tell me what’s the next Sandisk 😭

There is no painter greater than God.

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

Sittin courtside tonight

US without israel

your honor, you know how I get.

Me: Does removing the grass around the tree make it look taller? ChatGPT:

"CLAUDE I ALREADY ASKED YOU 4 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND FIX THIS BUG, MAKE NO MISTAKES"

Dismantling Zionism

Last time a president said no to Israel:

Doctor: "Good news or bad news first?" Me: "Good news" Doctor: "You'll be able to park anywhere you want" Me:

$BYND SQUEEZE 🫡