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Your move, Harvard.

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So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

I remember a woman who survived being mauled by a bear (it RIPPED HER FACE OFF) did an ama about her experience and said the worst part of the whole thing, attack, rescue, recovery, years of healing, many surgeries, was dealing with the health insurance company

Let me get this straight: Killer is Luigi Mangione, Ivy League grad with degrees in comp sci, avid reader and active contributor on GitHub. He has a 130+ IQ but he takes off his mask at a Starbucks to flirt with an employee, then an hour later goes and calmly kills the CEO of a major healthcare company, rides away on a bike. A week later goes to a local McDonalds where he brings the murder weapon, the fake ID he used to check into a hotel, and a written manifesto on how horrible the American healthcare system is. He somehow gets identified by the cashier after he sits down. He works on his laptop until police come inside the McDonalds, sitting there with a ghost gun and suppressor he made himself. Gotcha.

We have Luigi Mangione’s life story in 3 hours after arrest but still zero information about Trump’s fake staged assassination shooter months later.

Day 1. No one wants to be a refugee.

47 months later No arrests announced

Jay z was close friends with R. Kelly, diddy, and Harvey Weinstein now there’s suddenly no way he could be a predator??? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s official. Jimmy Carter has outlasted Assad’s reign over Syria.

ceo shooter is named luigi mangione which means he can use this defense

Dave Franco pick up the phone

Well actually Luigi Mangione was in LA with me all last week so there’s no way sorry guys try again

Luigi Mangione sounds like what JK Rowling would name an Italian character

Exactly 🎄

I’m 70 years old, and in my entire life I have never ever seen any person tell another person they couldn’t say “Merry Christmas”. Not even once.

26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO

The internet after learning about Luigi Mangione