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Yoruba boys like dating Yoruba girls just to avoid speaking English!

60 months is 5 years? This is unacceptable, We want this done in 24 months. We won’t allow you people play games with the lives of Nigerians.

Y’all remember in Saworo Ide when that old woman corrected the girl tying her gele to the back? Said single women finish theirs at the front, married women to the side, and old women at the back.culture really used to speak without saying too much 😭

In fact, the country, Saudi Arabia was a British invention. There was nothing called Saudi Arabia prior to 1932. Similar to the gulf states; the UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait and Qatar. They were all a colonial British creation. They were called the Trucial States before the invention. Unlike Iran, which has been in existence for more than 6000 years with natural borders, Non of these GCC countries are natural countries. They are all the creation of Sir Mark Sykes (British) and Francois Georges-Picot (France).

Nigeria is built on a Tripod which is WAZOBIA. The WAZOBIAs have different political currencies that can turn them into superpowers in West Africa. I will be focusing on Fulanis and why people like Garba are openly pro Iran and now fully anti Saudi Arabia. Let’s start: Fulas are minority in population in Nigeria but have huge political power than many ethnicities in Nigeria. The political power of the Fulanis is built on Pax Islamica which is “Islam first”. Without Pax Islamica, the Arewa identity, hegemony and power will be erased in a decade which is why they frown at ethnic nationalism in the North and the rest of Nigeria and fully propagate Islamic nationalism in a secular country. It is not because they are religious but because they understand that the gains and powers of Pax Islamica was what made the Hausas, Nupes and other ethnicities to accept minority rule and succumb to alien rule in their homeland. It was Pax Islamica that made the Sokoto caliphate and Borno empire merge to create Arewa power and hegemony in the North which not only secured the Fulani hegemony, it also gave Kanuris access to unlimited political power. Now why is Mr Garba attacking Saudi Arabia all of a sudden? Saudi Arabia is not following the ideology of Pax Islamica which Arewa nationalists are always preaching to Muslims in order to secure the territory their ancestors conquered in the 19th century. People like Garba are intelligent to know that their subjects and rational minds will start questioning the ideology of “Islam first before ethnicity “ in a multipolar world order citing the USA-Iran war where Saudi Arabia and other Arab Muslim countries sided with a Christian superpower to crush another Islamic country. This is the definition of survival. They have quickly started delegitimising Saudi Arabia and calling it a British creation. This is where we must expose the hypocrisy of Mr Garba and other Arewa (Fulani nationalists). The Arewa or one North identity was nothing but a British creation in order to secure Fulani minority power in the North. The Fulanis and Kanuris were mortal enemies before Nigeria, therefore it is egregious for Garba to lampoon Saudi Arabia as a British creation while championing a faux Arewa identity that was created by Britain. For further evidence, I advise my readers to read the “Dual mandate”. Furthermore, is it not double standard for Garba to delegitimise Saudi Arabia as a product of Sykes-Picot line demarcation but openly champion one Nigeria? If Saudi Arabia is a fake country and British product, what about Nigeria???? At least Saudi Arabia is named after an Arab family, history tells us that Nigeria was named by the girlfriend (Flora shaw) of our colonial masters (our colonial masters means our oppressors). On one hand you insult Saudi Arabia as fake but openly boast of a Nigerian heritage which is even more fake than Saudi Arabia, all because Pax Islamica was put to shame in the 21st century???? I leave my audience to think deeply and understand why people like me take time to explain geopolitics to everyone because without it, we will be manipulated by the likes of Garba.

Kurzweil believes by 2030 we could reach something called “longevity escape velocity”, where technology improves so fast that for every year you live, science adds more than a year back to your life expectancy.

Our ancestors had 8 wisdom teeth. Modern men have 0. Dentists remove 10 million yearly in the US alone - and never tell you what you actually lose. Told they need to come out? Being pressured before they’ve even fully erupted? No pain but dentist says “remove them anyway”? Removing wisdom teeth isn’t harmless. The research shows it reduces neurogenesis, accelerates cognitive decline, stalls jaw development in both directions, and measurably decreases bone density - including in your legs. Your posterior molars aren’t evolutionary leftovers. They’re load-bearing anchors for your entire skeletal and neurological development. What actually happens after extraction: → Neurogenesis: reduced → Jaw development: stalls in both directions → Cognitive function: measurably declines​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ → Bone density: decreases systemically including legs The real problem isn’t your wisdom teeth. Modern humans have underdeveloped jaws from mouth breathing, soft food diets, and fluoride suppressing mineralization since childhood. The teeth don’t fit because the jaw never grew - not because they don’t belong. Support eruption instead: → 2L milk daily + tamarind + boron 6-8mg + magnesium + K2 + mastic gum chewing The mechanism: proper mineralization → PTH suppressed → K2 activates osteocalcin → jaw bone density builds → mastic gum chewing creates remodeling signal → space develops → wisdom teeth erupt properly Most dentists remove them in 20 minutes for $1,500. Telling you to mineralize costs them nothing. Your wisdom teeth aren’t the problem. Modern dentistry profits from removing what your ancestors had 8 of.

Three kinds of Nigerians dominate the Internet. - People with smartphones but no discipline. They do not see anything beyond their nose; they spread rumours and panic. - People who use smartphones with judgment. They verify facts. They add context. They raise the quality of conversation. - People who know exactly what they are doing but spread hate, intolerance, and disinformation. A smartphone gives every one of us a voice, but character decides how that voice is used.

There is a air of liberation that some of you inhale when you arrive Lagos. You see the people going about their lives & you suddenly become an expert on city living & governance. Where was your camera when you were in your village?

I asked my great grand mum that granny how were you washing your clothes with detergents in the early 80’s and 90’s. She said “my grandson follow me”. She took me to our farm and showed me a plant 👇 🍀in the olden days when there was no man-made soaps,That’s Ackee plant, Blighia sapida from the plant family Sapindaceae (soapberry). The name “Soap” was driven from its soaping ability. Just cut the fruit shell into small parts and whisk in water. It will lather than your favorite washing powder. It can wash large amounts of soap with some nice smell. It kills the germs because of it’s potent antimicrobial or antibacterial activity. 🍀interestingly, some of the villagers still use it till now most especially because it’s cost efficient. African Traditional knowledge and herbalism needs to be preserved. It’s my and our core mandate 🙏❤️

The End of the Yahoo Boy Era Is Closer Than You Think We are entering the last stage of the yahoo boy era, not because people suddenly became saints, but because the world changed. Years ago, internet fraud was easier because systems were weak, banks did not share information quickly, identity verification was loose, and international tracking was slow, many loopholes existed. Today, that gap is closing fast, banks now use artificial intelligence to detect suspicious transactions instantly, if money moves in a strange pattern, systems flag it within seconds, accounts get frozen almost immediately. Countries cooperate more on financial crimes, what used to take months to trace across borders can now happen much faster, data sharing is tighter, compliance rules are stricter. Even cryptocurrency, once believed to be untraceable, is now heavily monitored, every transaction leaves a digital trail on the blockchain, once your identity is linked, hiding becomes extremely difficult. The biggest shift is this, the world moved from human monitoring to machine monitoring, machines do not get tired, machines do not overlook patterns, machines learn and adapt. At the same time, social media made fast money look glamorous, many young people were influenced by lifestyle pressure, but while the street was celebrating, the global financial system was quietly upgrading. Now the risk is higher, the tracking is smarter, the consequences are faster. The internet still creates wealth, but today it rewards skill more than shortcuts, the old system allowed loopholes, the new system closes them automatically, and that is why this era is fading.

Ethnic brotherhood is far powerful in Geopolitics than religious brotherhood. The Kurds are Muslims but pro America while Iranians who are Muslims are anti America, why? Geopolitical interests and survival! For the Kurds to become a regional power in the Middle East, Iran must be weakened.