@blackroomsec Imagine seeing her every day out of the getup and then on date night she goes Steve Jobs mode. She is incredible.
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SwiftOnSecurity
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@SwiftOnSecurity
computer security person. former helpdesk.
Cyber, USA 参加日 Nisan 2014
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@SwiftOnSecurity Is she still cosplaying as Jobs and wearing a black jumpsuit instead of a turtleneck? Because if not it's a deal breaker.
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Imagine Elizabeth Holmes voice in prison telling you to poison the guard's birthday cake or she will get her valley friends to delete your Instagram
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The Bitter Lesson of Robotics: It's extremely easy to make a video of a robot doing something once under perfect conditions then post it to X. But it often takes a decade to harden systems and design for all the insane edge cases of the real world. Many companies raising $$$$ on cool demos, but all the hard work comes after
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The machine will never be horny and that is why it cannot be human. It can only reproduce horny. It cannot be horny itself. It will never yearn to rut.
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Nobody wants to see a scanned image they want to see the magazine with their eyes
Andy slop@whilst_tweet
@SwiftOnSecurity Don't printers have scanners?
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I commissioned a piece of custom anti-reflective glass so I could better photograph full-spread magazine ads and context for Millennials to reminisce.
This is not a joke. I really did this.
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I trimmed a few posts here about the experience with Sandfly out of worry about OpSec and disclosure rules, but yeah it friggen works.
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So I'm not sure how to put this, but Sandfly is the real deal on protecting enterprise Linux. It absolutely cooks everything else in a heterogenous chaotic client base.
Craig Rowland - Agentless Linux Security@CraigHRowland
Linux in government is a huge problem to monitor. So many different distros plus air-gapped security. Sandfly is now working with Carasoft to sell into the Federal market. We're able to agentlessly protect all sorts of crazy Linux use cases, and not send telemetry outbound to anyone so your secure networks remain secure. Read more below.
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Thinking about how if I sold endorsements I'd be able to buy a boat, which I still couldn't afford
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This is fantastic commentary, especially about AI inserting makeup on a character under incredible trauma who the artists knew she would not have put on
SubTXT@_subtxt_
First of all… FANTASTIC question from the audience here. Then Alex Battaglia really voiced my issues with even more technical knowledge than I ever could. 👏 👏 👏
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LOLFSAAS
Living off Free SaaS
Hundreds of SaaS platforms with free tiers, documenting abuse surface, opsec risks, authent methods, C2 framework mappings, and operational limits.
lolfsaas.github.io
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A second iOS exploit has been spotted in use by Russian spies to infect websites and hack visitors' iPhones. This one works on iOS 18, and appeared in a very reusable form, so will likely proliferate.
If you haven't updated your iPhone, now's the time. wired.com/story/hundreds…
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@shenetworks @_JohnHammond Okay I know this isn't the point but your background esthetic is great
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I sat down with @_JohnHammond and asked him everything. Check it out, and don’t forget to subscribe 🫶
youtu.be/qe5W3Ky-ElE
YouTube
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One if my fav Taylor Swift lyrics:
"The ties were black, the lies were white
In shades of gray in candlelight"
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My second manager. Relayed core career advice, but largely demonstrated steady direction and resolute belief in the value performing not for your employer but yourself. Still think about you, Brad. I think you kinda made me who I am. I'm positive your daughters are amazing.
alli@sonofalli
reporting to a middle-aged girl dad will change your life
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The 55 gallon barrel of lube? It's unavailable because I bought it.
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RE//verse 2026 talks are live on YouTube! Want to revisit a talk or catch the ones you missed? The full playlist is now available:
youtube.com/playlist?list=…
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it’s a good day to be alive (i get to play with the oscope again)
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