Crypto Steve

@Cobratate Got out of bed nude. Didn't make it to the toilet in time. Aggressively shit on my carpet.

@Ledger Your integrity has been FUCKED

🚨We have identified and removed a malicious version of the Ledger Connect Kit. 🚨 A genuine version is being pushed to replace the malicious file now. Do not interact with any dApps for the moment. We will keep you informed as the situation evolves. Your Ledger device and Ledger Live were not compromised.

the five levels of wealth: 1. No debt 2. No checking prices at restaurants 3. No checking prices at hotels 4. No phone case on iPhone 5. GFY on CNBC

@Wowhead YO BRUH THIS SHIT LOOK LIKE CHARIZARD 🔥🔥🔥

Here's a preview of 3 new mounts coming in 10.2.5 - Peafowls! #warcraft #dragonflight wowhead.com/news/first-loo…

@Xbox BulldozerCock69

What was your first gamertag?

Crypt Keeper out of office #dianefeinstein

@XboxGamePass Smash.

say something nice about the Halo 3 rat

The bodies presented in the Congressional hearings about UAPs in Mexico are similar to the body found in Siberia, Russia. And these bodies don't have to be aliens/ETs... Remember, they might be cryptoterrestrials, interdimensionals, or some kind of vessel for interdimensional entities, beings living in a different frequency/vibration, OR aliens from another solar system... It might be a hoax, but if there is DNA analysis (and there is) showing hominid genes, we shouldn't disregard the possibility of them being cryptoterrestrials or biological androids/AI either. And remember some guy watching the photos and debunking them from home by counting bones and assuming they are from this or that animal without doing a proper analysis is not proper scientific debunking... #Peru #jaimemausan #MexicoUAPHearing #Aliens #uapX #uaphearings #ufoX #ufotwitter #uapActivism #Mexico #ancient #UFOSightings #disclosure

the outfit // the inspo

@American_Heart @Rap Marketing bitch fuck

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@souljaboy I was at your last tour on clean up crew. You took the largest shit and clogged the bathroom. We had to call a professional plumber. He was horrified... never seen a shit so long and large in his life.

Good morning. ☀️ hood you have a good day. First day of tour let’s get it. Wyd?

@Warcraft No. You literally can't. Their species is highly social. If you cut off a bronze whelp from socializing.. they would lose the will to live

Chromie’s question of the day:

👽 👀?????? twitter.com/andrew_colorz/…

@fentasyl Zuck is a cuck

Here is the truth from the Disclosure Guys Garry 1) This is not our planet 2) They (multiple species) were here before us 3) We have recovered alien craft & alien bodies 4) Some sentient beings possess non-corporeal forms of consciousness Lue 1) Not apex predator 2) Mankinds /1

@JPMorinChase "Whats up Trash, wanna see this dong?"

What's the most subtle way to tell someone you're wealthy?

@stoolpresidente I traded my grandma 50 bucks for a cup of her piss. She gave me apple juice. Obvious taste difference.

Worst trades of all time? I'll start. The time my 11am flight got delayed till 1pm so I traded for a noon flight but lost my 1st class seat for a seat on the back of the plane and then the new plane sat on the runway for an hour and I was held hostage on the plane for the rest of my life. (Coincidently this is happening now)