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@GameXplain Two princesses and not a single panty shot. 3/10

If you've already seen The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, how did you like it?! What parts did you love, dislike, or were surprised by? And was Star Fox a good fit? Reply with YOUR thoughts

@MaleficZed @Pirat_Nation That was indeed the audience today, all 5-9 year olds. Me and me two teens. And two fat Funkopop couples.

@Pirat_Nation The audience:

Super Mario Galaxy film Critics 44%, audience 91%. Lol

@xKaedos @HedonismEnjoyer Except it's been available for two weeks now. Don't know why the questlog still says this

@HedonismEnjoyer I have multiple AOTCs. I get it. Raiding, to me, is very easy. But today story mode would have been very convenient before work. Whereas I don't have time for a full raid today.

"We have vanquished our foes! Our allies are here! For the Sunwell! Let's go champion! Next week though! It can wait another week!" I am begging Blizzard to literally just change this. Please. I play the game for the story. This completely and utterly breaks immersion.

@M1das_OW2 Nah you really can't.

you can really tell fortnite fired 1000 employees

@edels0n They said they wanted free healthcare. Here it is.

My condolences to every 18-25 year old able-bodied American man

@cem_uk_ Americans should just exile him to a castle in the countryside like you guys did.

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

@MilitaryCooI Just ABU pants and ACU top.

No patches on either arm, wearing a cowboys hat, and sneakers with no name patch on his chest. This look like stolen valor to you guys? Or is he just using old surplus camo.

@SnoopDogg It's this from Will Smith's point of view?

@Genki_JPN They needed to force a gay character into the mix and Fox was the perfect choice.

Shigeru Miyamoto explained how Fox McCloud ended up in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie: “When I got the proposal from Chris about including Star Fox, in general, from Nintendo’s perspective, we tend to avoid mixing IPs, except for the Pikmin cameo. With that said, though, as the creator of Star Fox and this movie taking place in space, I felt that I wanted to see that. I wanted to see what it would be like, but I also felt that there may be significant resistance internally about that idea, so after I got this proposal, I contacted the necessary parties involved and started my lobbying activity here at Nintendo. However, I was surprised to find that a lot of people saw a lot of potential with it and were really excited to see what would come out of this.” nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-expla…

@villarquille @poliwa_93 Sure, but there are no Kong's in this one. There is a homosexual pilot fox though.

@poliwa_93 No cuenta como familia negra los Kong?

El verdadero motivo por el que la película de Super Mario Galaxy tiene criticas negativas: - El protagonista es un hombre. - No hay negros. - No hay homosexuales. - El romance principal es heterosexual. Si tu película cumple estos preceptos, será destruida por la prensa.

@FWPlayboy Never had to work really hard for a meaty hole, no.

Ever work extra hard to get a girl in bed only to discover she has a trash pussy?

@exQUIZitely Mine was Glowing Brightwood Staff at level 53.

This one goes out to the OGs of World of Warcraft. Do you remember your very first purple item? How it felt to finally equip it? I was in a guild at the time, and we were on our 20+ BWL run. It had dropped before, but it went to someone else (loot council decided), and I didn’t mind. When it dropped a second time, everyone was genuinely happy for me to finally get it. Man, the feeling of that first purple item finally being yours… not so shabby back then. What was yours?

@MomsPostingLs He's 5, he isn't going to remember you anyways. If the kids not yours then you break it off with the mom regardless. Then what? You supposed to hang around the kid until she finds her next man?

Would you stick around?

@modzarecuckz @gromnak Those aren't girls

@gromnak Every female that plays WoW always seems to be in Goldshire on Moonguard server

I have played more WoW than all of you woke freaks. Gay furry ERP in Goldshire doesnt count as “playing WoW” btw. You are a bunch of performative mentally ill fake gamer TOURISTS who just want to push ideological agendas in gaming and you try to bully people into accepting it.

@JCFights Nah this shit goes hard

This has got to be the absolute worst thing to ever happen to humanity 😭

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@Actually_Tina Nobody has played WoW for the story in over a decade.

One of my XIV friends who also plays WoW mentioned "Shadowlands 2" this morning so im guessing something bad happened

@BernieSanders Congrats on doing absolutely nothing

Congratulations to the approximately 8 million people who came out to No Kings rallies this weekend — the largest single-day political protest in American history. The American people are saying loudly and clearly: no to authoritarianism, no to oligarchy and no to endless war.

@vampsob LFR I understand. Time-gating story mode makes no sense whatsoever.

Genuinely what is the point of making people wait for story mode. There's absolutely nothing to be gained from it. All this does is prevent casual players from continuing the story themselves while spoilers are plastered everywhere. Blizz I am begging you to stop doing this.

@elonmusk Fagmobile

Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: