Ash

Continue to be that light 💜

I wish I could DoorDash a lobotomy.

@BrookeUhlenhop No but why is this my dog after zero edibles

Me after one 5 mg edible

Men: This is a gentle reminder to book that therapy session, please. We’re begging you.

men don’t appreciate that shit 🚮

@abrito4c NOT THE STACHE

19yr old me 😂😂😂😂

@lookatthiisss Big fan of you. Big.

It’s opening day in Giants country! #OpeningDay #SFGiants

@amerrriicaaa Smash

@saddiekaur It’s for whack off motivation 🫶🏻

pause what are y’all bookmarking this for? i HOPE it’s for gym motivation 😭😭😭

@saddiekaur YES! LETS

@That__Ash ahhh book club? 👀

hit a reading slump so bad i genuinely need someone to yell at me to get back into it but i’m so busy saving zelda rn, what will she do without me???

@saddiekaur Girl. I’ll need you to message me about every single thing that happens. So..let’s get on that pronto. Thanks.

@That__Ash bet bet perhaps that’ll rip me out of this reading slump i’ve been so stuck and i have so many books to read 😭

@saddiekaur Haha. I definitely feel that. Quicksilver is long, but I’m 75% through and there hasn’t been one boring moment. So don’t let that deter you.

@That__Ash wait that is on my list! lemme check it out 🙂‍↕️ i can either read 20 books a month or nothing at all like there is never an in between for me

@0fNyPepega Hmm. Do they make a flower that spontaneously combusts and takes out the person standing closest to it? I’d be that one for him.

@That__Ash What about for Luis 🥺

The rate at which I open up to someone -

@SportsByTone Oh, no. I got that. It’s the emoji that you chose that makes it funny. Haha.

@That__Ash I added the emoji for privacy😂

@Luis_is_lying @FuknRadical 🧱🥪🍌

@FuknRadical Hard lunch

Finally going public @Luis_is_lying met my family. Things are getting serious. 🥰

HIGHLY recommend having a clingy and lovey dovey partner. Life is too short to be with people who act like it's painful to show that you love someone.

@FranklinHa12947 @alicialuvssfg @that_ash You are a national treasure.

@That__Ash @alicialuvssfg @that_ash Pretty ladies are meant to be adored..

I love it so much when small men try to insult me, but then just call me fat 😆 Like? Yeah, and? That’s all you’ve got? If all you can pick apart are my looks, then that’s further proof that I’m better than you. I’m pretty fucking proud of who I am. Can you say the same, Mike?