Obama's Second Cousin

Feeling like a little sillybilly, where the lady's @? 🤙🤪😈🥱

Ong adventure time got it right, when I die I'm goin to be sent to a dead world. I ain't a Wyatt either I'm a Jake ong🔥💀💪🤙

@EiichiOdaArt I stole your NFT, right out from under your nose

@MemesCentraI Engineering

What do you think?

@Its_Jawsh I am a gamer

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Call me a Plumber the way im layin pipe😈👅💦🍆

Call bitches who ride my dick Hog rida😈🥶👹

R.I.P Big Homie🐻‍❄️ I'll miss you man.

My soul cannot be cleansed of these Sins, even the all father would look away.

@AlinityTwitch No they aren't.

Twitch is throwing harder than I threw my cat.

@PanchoIsBored Awful take

@Garfield Garfield

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Deez nites be getting longer. 😔 open.spotify.com/track/7m9OqQk4…

Being straight as a dude just means you got a nut allergy

@ValorLeaks Don't.

@137Force I said what I said.

@TheAsianObama2 Fuckin wat

@JohnCena Good point John!!!

Whenever someone hurts us, it is an opportunity to practice forgiveness.

Why would I fuck women when my hand already knows what I want

I got a divorce.

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how's your day going?