The Split Seconds

You cannot nuke a hurricane for obvious reasons. The resulting shockwaves could reverberate into space, shatter the Phantom Zone and release galactic criminals into our atmosphere who may then try to invade Earth. I can’t believe this is even a discussion.

guy: hey dude I'm gonna stagedive, you got me? me: I'm holding a camera guy: nice! My review of @CurseWordsBand album release with BraceFace, @TheSplitSeconds, and @AccidentsDC is up now at @RazorcakeGorsky <3

#TheSplitSeconds #Accidents #CurseWords #Braceface #PieShopDC #Punk #Rock #Pie #Promo #Primo #Punx #Ransom

If a band plays in the woods, and no one is around to hear them... do they make a music video?

Just your daily reminder that our president is a piece of sub-dogshit... nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Gift card for a nose extension. #SarahSandersGoingAwayGifts

These new songs are the perfect soundtrack for your weekend 🎧 altpress.com/features/new-s… @TwoBirdsBand @TheSplitSeconds @royaltusk @homebounduk @sntslmbr @anothermichaels @shyboyskc @dbldblwhmmy @thebandcamino @therevivalists

So exciting for us to be on this side of the gate opening for @VansWarpedTour

@callitoffNL 1) Stuck with you 2) Wonderwall

Which songs do you want us to play at Popcity Drachten upcoming Sunday?

@VansWarpedTour on its final legs. Check out our chats with Warped performers @almostawakeLV, @TwoBirdsBand, @TheSplitSeconds, @alterasband, @JustinPLanglois, @Cali_Conscious, @ABrilliantLie, Elana J, @RiversideOdds, & Amuse! 🤘 goo.gl/G16nV6 #WarpedTour2018

NEW MUSIC DISCOVERY - 10.07.18 ft. @SilverBayonets @TigerDarrow @LNEpisode @GraalumBand @TheSplitSeconds @EmbyAlexander @MarieDmusic... mysticsons.com/article/new-mu…

Almost a year ago is when we played last, come watch us dust off the cobwebs this Saturday at the @BlackCatDC with @TheSplitSeconds and @Canker_Blossom

This week's #dcmusicrocks episode with special guest @TheSplitSeconds, a melodic garage punk rock band, is up and we're really excited for you to take a listen! We loved sharing tracks by @KevinOlsonMusic, @DerekEvry, @weareNUEX, and @curse_words!!! . Head on over to our site (l

This week's #dcmusicrocks episode featuring @TheSplitSeconds, is up and we're really excited for you to take a listen! Head on over to our site for the full podcast audio, and more! @DC_LiveMusic @entertain_dc @DmvMusicPlug @bandwidthDC @dc_now @dcscene

And the countdown to 5pm begins!! 5 more hours until @dcmusicrocks episode with Special Guests @TheSplitSeconds and music by #KevinOlson, @derekevry, @weareNUEX, and @CurseWordsBand!!!

Tuesday 6/12 @dcmusicrocks host, Brian, is sitting w/ @thesplitseconds!! Described by the Washington Post as “DC punk rock sound distilled.” Tune in live on Tuesday at 5pm EST on @wera96.7 or stream it from our site, even easily from your phone (Link in Profile). #allmusicrocks #

Time.For.The.SPLIT.SECONDS!!!! @TheSplitSeconds @rockerstalker24 popmatters.com/split-seconds-…

@TheSplitSeconds - Where Have All The Good Men Gone youtu.be/Jm-202pgjbE #np #promo @relycat16 @getsomemag @concretepunx @punkrockclub

Washington, DC needs some freaking change and local #punk quartet @TheSplitSeconds are helping to push that very agenda with their stern new single "Impulsive Automatic." puregrainaudio.com/audio/dc-punks…

PREMIERE: @TheSplitSeconds release video for old-school punk anthem "Where Have All the Good Men Gone" substreammagazine.com/2018/04/premie…