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🚨BREAKING: THE VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN IRELAND HAS FAILED 🇮🇪 It was a relatively close vote with a split of 92 to 78. This is not good news for the people of Ireland.

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🚨Homicides in Baltimore are at the lowest number ever recorded, falling 60% since 2021.

Iran’s 🇮🇷 central bank warned today that inflation could hit 180%, unemployment could rise by 2 million, and the economy could take 12 years to rebuild. Even before the war and the Strait of Hormuz blockade, the Iranian regime’s mismanagement and corruption had destroyed Iran’s economy. Additionally, the ongoing digital blackout has cost Iran’s economy an est. $1.3 billion so far.

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HARVARD PROFESSOR ESTIMATES THAT A WAR WITH IRAN WILL COST TAXPAYERS MORE THAN $1 TRILLION.

Iran is demanding compensation of up to nearly 300 billion dollars from Gulf states that housed American aircraft used to strike the country.

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