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Them: "So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" Me:

@nocontextfm1 Who the fuck is Justin James?

Justin James bicycle kick!!! I’m in dreamland!!! 😂😍 x.com/antosemenyo/st…

@TurkTalksFC "My" 😂😂😂

My CB is missing 3 matches for undoing a hair bobble while stuff like THIS isn’t even a foul? What a league. 👍

Teaching kids not to trust cops and/or robots from an early age turned out to be a vital 21st century skill

@amyhughesphoto Im queuing to get barrier so I can be the first person someone canonballs into off the stage Doc Marten boot first

It's a no barrier show so like you can just turn up whenever no?

Please stop giving us penalties Its actually embarrassing watching us miss every single one. Rather just not bother in future Signed, Aston Villa

Birds will post this on their story then date a fella who rotates the square in Tetris

Things went from calm to chaos instantly

I don’t particularly like Dakota Johnson, but she did put genuine fear in Ellen Degeneres’ eyes, so I have to respect that

@AppleTV Yeah nobodies watching this bullshit

A new thriller series from the producers of Homeland. Coming May 8 to Apple TV. #Unconditional

@MatchDCentral Real Disappointment

🚨🚨 Florentino Pérez WENT REAL MADRID DRESSING ROOM. The president of Real Madrid C.F. went into the dressing room after their defeat to FC Bayern Munich and elimination from the UEFA Champions League to express his anger. 🗣️ “One season without trophies at Real Madrid is a failure. Two is unacceptable.” 🗣️ “I appreciate today’s effort, but the season has been a real disappointment.” 🗣️ “Playing for Real Madrid is a privilege, with many responsibilities. Many of you have not met them.” 🗣️ “At least finish the league with dignity.”

1. Fucked it Wont be reading the rest

Cat put on a performance of a life time 👏

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"

"Margeret Thatcher said the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess." 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@HumansNoContext Arsenal taking the L again

New interesting game

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

"Rocky fix" was the exact moment I started blubbering like a baby

Just unreal

Best performance of Coachella 2026. Nine Inch Nails performing with Boys Noize as Nine Inch Noize with his wife Mariqueen Maandig from How to Destroy Angels. Song is "Heresy" from The Downward Spiral album but remixed. Unc Reznor's still got it. Youngsters can't keep up.🔥