God's favorite example

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God's favorite example

@TimTheTable1

I am a moneymancer, and my only real spell is summon dollar

参加日 Kasım 2020

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Knowing how to love but not how to be loved

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Sunflower 🌻🪬🇿🇲🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴@KarenVanWyk7·2d

I will never buy MRP shoes. You'll understand why they are cheap after a few steps

N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1

Mrp Ate here 😍😍

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MUCHI🦋@Gorgeous_Muchii·1d

A lot of people miss out on good friendships because they think every interaction with the opposite gender is for a relationship

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Big sigh. Whatever man

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Y'all are evil 😭

Distant Relative@LankyObserver

Many men end up miserable in relationships, not because they are not good enough partners, but because they are with women they can never do or be enough for. If I had a dollar for the number of times I have seen this play out, I would be Mikalile rich by now. Let me explain:

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Okay but me I communicated and asked for reciprocation. Anyway...

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@Gorgeous_Muchii This might be abortion because the after pill is one iirc

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MUCHI🦋@Gorgeous_Muchii·2d

Reading this again I've just realised it means she allowed him to nut in her and didn't even know how to take pills, meaning she never let you do it

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I need to get this tatted on my forehead

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I'll believe a woman's body count before I believe she'll be on time

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DESIRE in all caps is sending me 😭😭😭

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I really wish I could marry alcohol

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I be minding my business just to see a tweet has hit my tower

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Using AI to debate fictional characters is very low IQ

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@Lammie_FCB ???

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🦉卐 🇦🇷@Lammie_FCB·4d

People legit swear this is edible but draw a line on period sex? Y'all too pretentious.

Pop Base@PopBase

Today is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.

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Chi💕@MissMaggiChi·4d

In life, just act like you don't have money. People will expect you to spend while they use their own to grow. You're paying for three meals for your friends who drive but you arrived at the venue on a yango. Its the little things, save your money and go.

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Mind you, it's been 6 hours 😭

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I'll believe a woman's body count before I believe she'll be on time

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I'll believe a woman's body count before I believe she'll be on time

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@DiceK1ng DON'T

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Legendary Loverboy@DiceK1ng·4d

@TimTheTable1 New sound you say?🤔

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I love experimenting with new sounds, but this might be the worst album I've ever heard in my life. Yet, I can't stop listening to it

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It's crazy how this nigga used the chaos crystal for this win. Batman is ridiculous man 😭

PaNdola🇿🇲@ChilandoMwape

@Umarkaoje_ He's fucking Batman. of course the Tsunami is losing 👨🏾‍🦯

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You want us short niggas being 90kg looking like Killer Bean

𝔾.@ghansah_jr

As in 67kg ?? As an adult male ? Ei

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@la_mwansa They never are consistent, but a reasonable estimate helps with managing your intake. Bulking or cutting, you need a rough estimate of your caloric intake, no?

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