Ron Cherry

@nhlburnerboi Fuck ya Burnerboi that’s the spirit!!! I got your first beer at the whiteout party!

You know what fuck it if youre setting up to draft 15th anyways might as well get those 2 home playoff games in #nhljets Getting lambert salo and rosen some playoff games wouldnt hurt either

@IanKennedyCK Thank you Ian

Hey USA Hockey, why are you placing boys' hockey as the default here and only using a gender identifier for girls' hockey? Your othering is showing...

@Harjas_Grewal Hi Harjas, I believe it’s likely ACL. However I’m not allowed to say that because Mr Frank Spaghetti has threatened to kill my wife and kids. Please stay safe and god bless.

Either 1, 2 or all of the below are possible for Ponce Torn ACL (season over) Torn meniscus (depends on repair or trim, trim 4-6 weeks, repair 4+ months) Torn MCL (depends on grade) Some chance his ACL is ok, hard to explain via twitter but play is slightly diff than most ACLs

@ScottBilleck Hahahahhahaha

The Jets should be on the horn with Cassidy now.

30 years ago to this day, hockey was changed with Mike Legg’s “The Michigan”

@Spothe I hate arrogant jerks.

Scheifele fighting Howden? Yes, please. Again, I had a negative experience with Howden a couple of years ago. He's an arrogant jerk.

@SCSUHuskies give Nick Oliver a blank cheque immediately

@spittinchiclets And please don’t tell Frank Spaghetti

@spittinchiclets Fractured ulna, likely needs surgery and will be out 8-12 weeks… no bueno sens fans :( Please credit Ron Cherry

JT Miller caught Chabot with a nasty crosscheck at the end of the period 😬

Horny at Hargrave

@Sportsnet Me at 2AM

Tage Thompson just wired off FIVE one-timers in a row 😭

@spencarbattery @NikLynam Here* you fucking moron. Go to class

@NikLynam Think we did good hear Nik. What do you think?

Hat tip to Murat breaking the return And hat tip to Kevin Cheveldayoff on this one. Good on him 🫡

a story in 3 parts

Got my lil Kirk out rn

I don’t care if you’re French just don’t do it in front of me

David come back

@spencarbattery Disseminated gonococcal infection, but please don’t tell @frank_seravalli

@TrimlessRon what’s the diagnosis on Namestiferdas knee

@_MelissaBurgess 👏🏼

STOP 👏🏻 REFERRING 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 ADULTS 👏🏻 AS 👏🏻 GIRLS. (Would also love some insight on how Jake Oettinger has ever showcased his support of women’s hockey before the Olympics, since “no one” supports it more than him!)

If you cut out 1,000 calories a day between now and March Madness, you'll be able to consume 22,000 calories worth of beer and chicken on the first Thursday of March Madness. "Confidence comes from being prepared." - John Wooden