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@joncoopertweets @la_crawley Trump lives rent free in your head you ass clown.

@la_crawley Yes, a total embarrassment for America.

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

@Jedger007 @World_Affairs11 Never going to happen cuckhold.

@World_Affairs11 Tomorrow is not fast enough. Remove that motherfucker today.

BREAKING: White House says President Trump might be impeached tomorrow by few votes.

@dom_lucre He’s the real life Mr Burns

🔥🚨JUST IN: Former President Joe Biden was spotted walking around a confer shop appearing to be confused.

@MissKatherine85 @EastEndJoe Your face isn’t swollen, you’re just obese that’s all.

@EastEndJoe Oh cmon Joe!! I had my molar extracted today, I’m already in pain, half my face swollen, have to sleep sitting and now this?? It’s too much.

Just in case you were planning to sleep peacefully tonight… Here’s Melania without makeup. You’re welcome.

@gofishh77 Black, no surprise there

The police were called when a young woman was trying to deposit $400k worth of stolen checks. She was released in a $100k bond and is awaiting trial.

@RepMcGovern Your head somewhat resembles my hairy ball sack.

The President of the United States is a madman.

@SomeGuyTano It’s odd that that would even pop into your mind. Perhaps that’s a fetish of yours.

@25GoDawgs @JonAlba And you don’t have swallow DJT. You choose to.

Just wild to me that we're expected to sit here and go about our day as normal.

@BillClinton You’re a PDF

Once again, the best college hoops teams prove there's nothing like March Madness to get our jaws dropping, our hearts racing, and our brackets busting. Congratulations to the Bruins and the Wolverines!

@jb161116 @CollsMahoney With her everything

@CollsMahoney What’s on the menu ???

Easter dinner ready.

@butterb42824 @CollsMahoney You like em huge do you?

@CollsMahoney You look so beautiful ❤️

What a week. Thank god it’s over. Bob’s Burgers and dog snuggles are all I plan to do all weekend.

@EdKrassen You are just as stupid as the day is long.

@thematthew Why do Trump supporters love fantasizing about these things? If that makes you happy, go ahead but doing it in public is just weird.

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

@JoJoFromJerz How could one possibly be this dumb?

Is Donald Trump at Walter Reed right now?

@IfunanyaDelilah Smoking while pregnant? Typical black behavior 🤮

I adore the Obama girls so much

@donwinslow Awe, he lives rent free in your head, how cute.

77 million Americans voted for this absolute imbecile.

@corblanksma Sounds like you’re describing yourself phag

@donwinslow @Sonee333Sonny Trump's a con-man, and bullshit artist, and a pervert and rapist pedo

@Sadie_NC Why do these spooks feel so entitled

If there is a video on what NOT to do when you get pulled over by the cops, this is it. The sense of entitlement is astounding.

@GovTimWalz Your daughter is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.

@dom_lucre A gay Disney employee. There I fixed it for you.

🔥🚨BREAKING: A Disney employee reportedly got caught trying to meet a 12-year-old boy by streamer Vitaly in Anaheim California.

@officer_Lew Sub human

WATCH🚨: Viral video from a Walmart parking lot in Lawrence, Indiana: A Black man gets into a physical fight with police officers during an arrest attempt. Officers say it started after they spotted his car illegally parked in a fire lane. The suspect reportedly resisted, leading to punches thrown on both sides before he was taken into custody.

@sfpelosi Trump makes you wet, how special for you.

Deep thanks to the Supreme Court sketch artist who produced this masterpiece as Justice Jackson schooled the birther-in-chief on #BirthrightCitizenship.