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I need, somehow, Kent Davison and Ben Cafferty back.

Paul “I gotta have the ball in my hands for the last shot” George

@BriaMaria92 Like his platform seems to be that we shouldn’t celebrate and allow grift and corruption and we should stop intravenous drug users from jacking off and shitting in front of kids and….the opposition seems to disagree with him?

@TweetsByTSD Lolll extremely interesting because in this climate he might fuck around and win

California will make you sacrifice your first born child for a home and then not even have the decency to maintain the area.

@BriaMaria92 He cracks me up with that and he’s making some pretty non controversial points. It’s crazy to me that no politicians have staked out his common sense positions. No dog in the fight but it’s interesting to observe

@TweetsByTSD Oooh I see Spencer Pratt has a supporter!

@alexandra_nich The Twitter dot com experience

I randomly came across a video of a man who was a crack addict and he looked normal, super coherent also. His page was also dedicated to giving life advice. It’s wild someone could be receptive to life advice from a high functioning drug addict and not even know it.

@blueprintsmb22 For something done “in error” they sure did talk about it a lot like it was a principled policy decision.

Interesting. Is this true? @EndresenHeather @SBA_Matthias

Watching testimony from the diggs trial and there is not one single brain cell under the roof of that home holy shit

@TheBreyKeys I’m almost done with the last book and I’ve already bought the rest of his books I haven’t read because both series’s are great

The cartel trilogy is amazing

Struss feeding Allen pasta and lobster

@TheLifeUvJr I've never understood that. There is a lot of shit that I used to buy that I no longer think is worth the price so I don't buy it. I get it with essentials where there is no choice, but these morons just keep spending and crying.

complaining about ticket prices wont solve anything if you still pay for the ticket lol like at some point as a consumer you have to tell the market no

@DrunkUncTony NOTHING beats an pre-10 am hot dog, fountain soda, and a movie and then you have the rest of the day to enjoy.

Being at the movies with all of the evening NPCs is not fun. Crowded, long lines, noise, etc. Early morning shows THE WAVE.

“Don’t panic about how kids can’t read, because adults can’t read either” is not the winning argument you think it is

It's a shame that all of these dumbasses can't and don't read because they'll never get to read Don Winslow's Danny Ryan Trilogy or Art Keller Trilogy.

Jalen Brown is going to force that other one out of town in about 2-6 weeks.

Elizabeth Warren is the most consistent Eric Andre meme.

Its that meme of an inflamed clit looking dreadful and saying "again?" with a hitachi magic wand approaching, but its me putting on my favorite comfort show while working, VEEP.

The way Spencer Pratt says Karen Basũra gets me going every time.

@dougboneparth I didn't realize you were a real person until you were on the compound and friends. Thought you were a Dr Parik Patel type account. The name the shit posting and the old avi were just so on the nose but going to get a copy of the book cause it feels relevant to my life rn.

500,000 followers. Wow. First off, thank you. I never take you guys for granted. I appreciate all your engagement and support. Truly. Despite its many changes, I love this place. I come here to laugh, make others laugh, meet new people, and stay current with everything. Humor is my cope. It’s how I deal with a chaotic world, or when times are tough. I use it to relate to people no matter who they are. I hope you laugh but more importantly, I hope you win. I hope your family wins. I wish you the best in this life because life is way too short. IRL, I spend most of my time helping people live their best lives. I’m lucky to serve amazing clients and help make their dreams a reality. My door is open to anyone who wants that too. I rarely ask for anything, because (for better or worse) that’s not who I am on here. But it would awesome if you checked out our new book, Money Together. If you want to have a better relationship with money and your partner, this is for you. And please leave a review. That would be amazing. Okay, that’s it. Thanks again. I love you all. TL;DR: Make your coffee at home.

With the rate gas prices are rising, by year end I might be net cash positive on my Porsche