Twice Incorrect Quotes

Sana, watching Mina and Chaeyoung from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-

Sana: So, how long have you and Nayeon been together? Jeongyeon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nayeon and I are not together. No. No. Jihyo: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

Jihyo, to Tzuyu: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice. Tzuyu: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada. Jihyo, frowning: You just told me you're pregnant. Sana: Congratulations Tzuyu, you're glowing!

Nayeon: Jeongyeon annoyed me today so I told her I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow. Jihyo: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Nayeon: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Chaeyoung: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands so we could stay warm? Mina, blushing: Okay. Nayeon: It's fucking summer.

Sana: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Jihyo periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Sana: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Nayeon: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all of our problems are solved with communication. … Jeongyeon: It’s my turn to cuddle Jihyo. Nayeon: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

Jeongyeon: I fell— Nayeon: From heaven? Jeongyeon: No, I literally fell— Nayeon: In love with me the moment you saw me? Jeongyeon: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Nayeon: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Mina, holding a rock: Chaeyoung just gave this to me and said "you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Nayeon: If you don't marry her, I will.

Jihyo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Sana: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Jihyo: O-oh. Jihyo: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns???? Sana: Is it working?

Jeongyeon, talking about Nayeon: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.