Captain Coons

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Captain Coons

@USAFDoc35

I’m not sorry, if I come off as a prick.

Leawood, KS 参加日 Ocak 2026

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·13m

@Bombusobama @BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou That’s what I’m saying! I hate saying that it’s a dying industry, but it is. Factor in that AMC has a terrible CEO running the company and you’ve got a disaster. And now this twat is telling people to throw their wallets at it, without making a case to support it. It’s sad.

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B2ND@Bombusobama·19m

@BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @USAFDoc35 @Atoolforyou guy said go all in yesterday lol

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TheRealBarkingPuppy@BarkingPuppy8·20h

Your instincts are valid.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·58m

@KobeissiLetter

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The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·5h

BREAKING: The DOJ says FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been breached by hackers.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@bennyjohnson I’m sure your breath reeks of his dick.

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Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·2h

🚨 Just wrapped my interview with JD Vance. This one was INSANE. Breaking news incoming. You don’t want to miss it….

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@AbsoluteRegard That would take nukes, which would start a World War.

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Absolutely Regarded@AbsoluteRegard·9h

All we would need is 3 jets to take them all out. 🫣

*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

IRAN PREPARES 1 MILLION TROOPS FOR U.S. INVASION Iran is reportedly ready to deploy over 1 million fighters if the U.S. launches a ground invasion, according to Tasnim News Agency citing an IRGC source. Recent days have seen a surge of enlistment requests to the Basij, Revolutionary Guards, and Army. The source warned that Iran is prepared to counter U.S. attempts to reopen the Strait of Hormuz while maintaining its closure.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@HESTE_HOV @BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou

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Hestehov@HESTE_HOV·1h

@BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @USAFDoc35 @Atoolforyou I'll be back.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@Pettibraj @BarkingPuppy8 @Atoolforyou

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@Pettibraj @BarkingPuppy8 @Atoolforyou You see? You can’t even name his point. Lmao! That’s a problem.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@Hayden58505377 @BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou I’d rather just block you.

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Mista Poetatoe Head@Hayden58505377·1h

@BarkingPuppy8 @s9mmer @Roaringalpaca4 @USAFDoc35 @Atoolforyou Do we need to discuss the elephant in the room?

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou And my intention is to call him out on his bullshit. No job, travels all of the time, finds time to hit the track….all of these clicks are bankrolling him. Well, and his brother, because God knows that Kevin leeches off of him like a malignant tumor.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou His brother educated people in the run up into 2021. He did such a good job with it, he got subpoenaed by Congress. Again, Kevin isn’t going that. He’s using the fact that the same guy, knocked up the same woman twice, for clicks. Him supporting AMC screams it.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@HobbesHodl @Pettibraj @BarkingPuppy8 @Atoolforyou You couldn’t offer up an argument, so you pulled out that weak shit? Congrats, you just let us all know how uneducated and ignorant you are. You’ll be the easiest twat to block today.

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Hobbes Hodl@HobbesHodl·1h

@USAFDoc35 @Pettibraj @BarkingPuppy8 @Atoolforyou And yet @USAFDoc35 is here still giving it his all and showcasing all of his accomplishments, We couldn't do it without ya little buddy. Lets all give a special round of applause to the captain (coons) of special teams 👏 Way to go Ralph! 🤓

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@mikey82978 @ryancohen AMC leases most of their properties, so it would just be more debt.

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Ape of Wall Street@mikey82978·1h

If $GME bought out $AMC it wouldn’t even put a dent in their balance sheet. @ryancohen would have a lot of real estate to work with. Imagine the possibilities. Endless 🙌🏼 #GME #AMC.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou And yeah, he’s working an algo. This doesn’t prove anything.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·1h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou Look at 99% of his followers. Not once has he denounced their crypto bullshit. That’s as good as an admission of guilt. And I’m not the first to call him out on that. As a matter of fact, I didn’t see where they were coming from until a day or two ago.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@TsukiTheKat @BarkingPuppy8 @Atoolforyou He hates being called out. It interferes with his grift.

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TsuKitty@TsukiTheKat·2h

@BarkingPuppy8 @USAFDoc35 @Atoolforyou Hilarious. Time out there buddy. 😂😭

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@slavoshi @BarkingPuppy8 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou And you are a communist, that’s wrapped up in capitalism. That’s counterintuitive. You are literally too stupid to insult.

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slav(e)@slavoshi·2h

@USAFDoc35 @BarkingPuppy8 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@Enrique336 @BarkingPuppy8 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou And then you bring up crypto bullshit…..

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Achilles@Enrique336·2h

@USAFDoc35 @BarkingPuppy8 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou He is just a puppy who like hugs and kisses. Although he is also our hero piece 🧩 $BUDDY

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou He’s fucking with a demographic that has been repeatedly fucked over. The false hope is disgusting. At least his brother was productive.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@thechop1199 @BarkingPuppy8 @natural_born88 @Roaringalpaca4 @Atoolforyou He uses parts of RK’s lore to bait people into his bs crypto, BBBYQ, and now AMC posts. There’s also the fact that he’s been alluding to Keith Gill returning for the last 4 months. He’s introducing so much useless shit into GME and I’m over it. People to call him out.

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Captain Coons@USAFDoc35·2h

@abisollyman @funcry @Nebraskangooner