The 2024 USA Ultimate D-I College Championships have been canceled.
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@felawful @FiveUltimateLLC @vcultimate @SunbreakTourney What’s your mailing address, the square root of your USAU ID number, your maternal grandmother’s last name, and the last four digits of your social security number? We’ll mail you some new stickers.
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UPDATE: Mid-Atlantic Club Regionals has been canceled. (Permanently. Forever.)
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@Mike_Ball423 At this point I’d like USAU to at least make a separate Twitter account for DIII like the NCAA does so it at least looks like they’re pretending that DIII exists. I understand Ultiworld and the lack of resources but come on @USUAltimate throw us a bone.
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Not only did something like this not go out for D-III, but apparently this weekend is just “the 2023 College Championships”, with no further distinction or clarification needed. Very cool
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Narcing on your opponents is actually the highest form of respect. If you disagree, you don’t fully understand Spirit of the Game.
Wally Kwong@Wally_Kwong
@mgdmitch The rules now allow for sideline players to call offsides in games without observers, yet I’ve not seen any team do it. Outside teams I coach 😁
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The 2023 Club Uniform Guidelines stipulate that players in all divisions are prohibited from growing facial hair or wearing jersey numbers higher than 30. usaultimate.org/news/2023/02/2…
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Let’s not forget to credit @theAUDL, hosts of the original Shred Fest.
Ultimate Herald-Trib@UltiHerald
15 Players Who Have Shredded Their Penises on AUDL Turf.
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Do we look like an organization that’s got “repair the history pages” money?
Brody@WilliamBrotman
@geehaaddy @USUAltimate I don't know if USAU has plans to repair the history pages. The old ones are still at archive.usaultimate.org/archives/ but they also partnered with us to help build out ultimate-reference.com/players/1a0683…
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Do we look like an organization that’s got “functional website” money?
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Do we look like an organization that’s got “new commercial” money?
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Pay for it with some of that Aria money, you nerds. We put that shit in the rulebook as a joke. You’re not actually supposed to play with those.
Revival@RVAXFlatball
I would like a refund of $22.10 for parking from @USUAltimate. Please and thank you.
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There are many differences between USA Ultimate and the AUDL, but one thing is for certain: Tom Crawford’s nudes have more tasteful composition, better lighting, and his bush is much tidier.
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ATTENTION: Games at SFI East will resume once the BOFA Index falls below 7. Stay tuned for updates.
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SFI East games will resume at 4:00, but if anyone says anything about how it’s “just as hot as this morning” we are going to, like, totally freak out.
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