Gerard “Unit Provider” Lanchester

Huzz in the portapotty next to me is railing lines and I’m laying a stinker #GoHoosiers

Who the fuck decided this was a monument? Chicago must be #nuked

What my daughter doesn’t tell me about her new boyfriend

Drake in 2026? Queue the Nets KG edit #ass

Got my shit sucked by a mixed girl so good that I decided to make a treck up to give thanks to the man who made it all possible 👊

Tugboat as a nickname is fucking nails

@EdwardUlys30328 Get that thing in the paint!

Charlene Kirk?

The #aphis paid for the table now on sugar daddy mode and the card feels like it’s in Amex mode

@EdwardUlys30328 drinking 15 of these for you tonight. God bless Busch light Apple

@omalleyskis Happy to hear that snowman. Don’t forget to have your rejects send ole captain provider a message！

1/2 down Snowman is blacking tn

Retarded question from pops #shrink

My pecker after losing my manscaped

Goin straight from Paul Walker to John 3:16 Tebow? This guy is the greatest athlete ever

It’s official. No one dominates their field like Tiger Woods. PGA Tour - Get fucked Cheating on his wife - Had to go to sex addiction class he was gettin so much strange (PATRIOT) Pill Poppin - He ain’t singing the national anthem backwards Driving from A-B - He is speed. GOAT

@EdwardUlys30328 Special special talent here Jeff. Congratulations

180 follower special, cheers lads

And with the first pick of the 2026 draft, AEPHI will select…

This KU St Johns game is like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob #marchmadness

3 liter tower, have to take down two like it’s ‘01. #neverforget

White women discovering rich white guys who play hockey are conservative is like retards discovering they love grilled cheese #duh

Loyal faithful, This place needs a Walmart Supercenter, A Menards and my favorite local shell gas station. Shout out Raj #missyou Salutations, Senor Provider

Bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart, candy ass. #USAHockey