Precious 💫

Me as soon as I get paid:

Where tf are bro ears at😭

Same way they supported the Klan

I just found out that the most prominent hormone when you’re on your period is testosterone. So when you're acting emotional on your period you're literally acting like a man 🫠

You can't knock me down; I was born standing up. 😌

Me buying weed for the first time "May I have 2 weeds please"

I replay those moments sometimes… the laughs, the late night talks, the way you made me feel safe. And I ask myself… was that really you? Or just a version of you that didn’t last?

Smoking weed is 95% standing up and dropping shit u had in your lap

delete one forever .. i. Money ii. Peace iii. Love iv. Fame

are we supposed to pretend it’s normal that they’re ushering in authoritarianism because you’re not allowed to criticize maga’s favorite podcaster

A man and his wife are running out of money. Now out of options, the wife decides to take up prostitution to get some money.The husband takes her to the corner of the street, and later comes back that night, picking up his wife.He turns to her and asks "how much did you make", she replies "$200.05"The husband double takes and says "who's the asshole who paid you 5 cents?" and the wife says "all of them"

A hug without an ass grab is just a handshake 🤝😒😂

Love language

some people aren’t unlucky in love, they just have terrible taste and refuse to admit it

Normalize sending your man porn while he’s at work

Vibes

How it feels after sending money to your parents

Everyone’s talking about him… but do YOU really support him? 👀

i'm so loyal to my music i'll hunt down a song i used to love 5 years back

When you are high listening to music u hear every instrument... like damn who's playing that flute

Them say boys not men