🔞 || #11.

ᴇᴍɪʟ ꜱɪɴᴄʟᴀɪʀ ꜱɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴᴏ. 11

@StarlightShcwer no. no. not yet. ( because if mun gets around to wanting to do longer threads today it'll be Eventually but ) ( clears throat, trying to smear the red off his face to recompose. ) not yet.

lapsed again but different thought

i think i'm obligated to listen to this

@coagulateddream ( . ) ( behold sinclair, your first child. ) i-i think he needs more time before he's ready.

@V0GELL Heh-heh. 🌸 [Into his waiting arms is settled a potato. A very, very small potato— it resembled a dirty pebble more than something edible.] Behold!

I have conceived!

@coagulateddream w h a t . ( doesn't know what to do with his arms for a second before vaguely making an open cradle with them. )

@V0GELL [Already mid-family guy death pose. He springs right back to his feet upon hearing the affirmation.] Excellent! Most excellent!!! Would you like to hold the child...

@F1ST2FIST i-i'll be fine it'll work out later ( leaning on him ) when do we get started,

@V0GELL yeah . oh , you’re bleeding a lot . ( itching his head . guy who knows zero first aid )

@coagulateddream WWWHY. ( face in hands. ) okay ! i concede !

@V0GELL You wound my heart... 💔 I may very well keel over and die on the spot—! Pray humor this old man...

@F1ST2FIST ( oh fuck he's delirious there's no blood left in his head. his voice is squeaky. ) thhhat much ?

@V0GELL yeah ? it's whatever . it'll be fun . i'll play with you till you break , and then i go and game while you nap . rinse and repeat .

@coagulateddream N-no?! I mean think of it this way I really don't want the glory okay I'm a really humble person and UH UM Seeing you happy is reward enough for me YOUAREGOINGTOCAUSEMISUNDERSTANDINGS,

@V0GELL —? That cannot! Be! So! [Seizing the lapels of Sinclair's jacket and giving him a shake?!] The greater City must know of our brilliant little spuds!

@F1ST2FIST i don'tー hh. ... i-i just like doing thhat.

@V0GELL yeah , full insult . i just don't see myself submitting to you anyway .

@F1ST2FIST ( oh you mean the OTHER thought he keeps lapsing into okay ) YEah. Yes ? Of Course?

@V0GELL if you'd let me use your throat as a toy .

@F1ST2FIST o-on what?

@V0GELL depends .

@coagulateddream ?!!?!?? C-CAN YOU KEEP MY "CONTRIBUTION" SECRET I THINK I WANT TO STAY ANONYMOUS FOR THIS ONE, P L E A S E

@V0GELL 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

@coagulateddream ( POINTS TO HIMSELF? ) Wait what do you mean. What do you mean, Don Quixote.

@V0GELL Good! You must be very pleased, for 'tis a possibility... that would not exist without you, [pointing!] young Sinclair!