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@DirtyJersey1979 Traitor 😂.

I'm actually feeling very vanilla today 😂

@OPChicao Just peachy.

Thank the universe this is my friday. Can't take much more. How's everyone?

@1JLVSTW Luci feels the same.

She’s got such a hard life.

Just finished installing this 11x13 pergola on our deck.

@shillman1 Toilet paper math is hard.

Any Ivy League mathematicians out there? Is this shrinkflation?

@dog_rates This is Luci. She would like her belly rubbed.

This is Jack. He was given a pair of overalls today. Doesn’t mind wearing them, but wants to be clear he will not be performing any manual labor. 12/10

@OPChicao He spends thousands a month. Can’t afford to surprise him.

@Via6Via And...I get that, but buy him something wo him knowing!!! I promise it's important. Fucking men..lol

Its been almost 30 years. He never says what he wants for his bday. He's actually nasty about it. I got really upset and told him to fuck himself. Im not buying him anything. Yes..im being that cunt right now! Its infuriating

@salsichinhas 8

Qual a posição preferida do seu salsichinha dormir?

@OPChicao I take after my parents. It was never her money and his money. Both paychecks when into the same account. That’s how we’ve always been too. I do also always pay.

I know it's a new day. I know iķ know. I shiver when I see women pull out their wallets first. I realize im being dumb. My husband always pulls out his wallet, but I don't let him that much. Am I really this old fashioned? Everyone is equal. I get it. Just saying

Only in the Midwest will you see the following news headline. 4 sheep found after being stolen from hotel on northwest side of Indianapolis.

@Bounty Mega Full Sheet rolls are so hard to find. I finally found them at @Target tonight so I bought 5 packages containing 6 rolls each. Each package is as big as a coffin so my cart was stacked pretty high. Everyone I passed stared at me 😂. That’s okay. I got what I wanted.

@SweetFnLucifer Aiden, you are the linguistic gift that just keeps on giving. This is awesome.

BREAKING: Now that Iran has officially hacked Kash Patel's personal email, only a matter of time before we start seeing shriveled syphilitic dick pics and his skank walker girlfriend spread eagled with her blown out roast beef pussy lips exposed to the world. So much blackmail.

So I bought a blue khaki suit for the opera on Tues. Keeping it simple. I can barely type. Stupid gym

@shillman1 Guess I better stock up on old bills.

MAGA: “But not his face? What a humble man.”

I miss being able to get fresh hot donuts at night.

@shillman1 We’re at $4.15 now. Was $2.97 three weeks ago.

The average price of a gallon of regular gas DROPPED today from $3.983 to $3.981. If you buy 1,000 gallons today, you’ll pay $2 less than you would have paid yesterday. #PromisesKept

@OPChicao Your dog has Peyronie’s. 😂

Roughing it

Look at our sweet babies.

@muchado33 This is awesome 😂😂.

Don't give up!