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THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW@Web3withcyprian·
What if there's no hell after life, say na you just mumu yourself?
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MrBanks💰@Mrbankstips·
My Round of 32 Predictions: 🇿🇦 South Africa 1–2🇨🇦 Canada 🇧🇷 Brazil 2–1 🇯🇵 Japan 🇩🇪 Germany 2–0 🇵🇾 Paraguay 🇳🇱 Netherlands 2–1 🇲🇦 Morocco 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast 1–2 🇳🇴 Norway 🇫🇷 France 3–1 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇲🇽 Mexico 2–1 🇪🇨 Ecuador 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 2–0 🇨🇩 DR Congo 🇧🇪 Belgium 2–2 🇸🇳 Senegal 🇺🇸 USA 2–1 🇧🇦 Bosnia 🇪🇸 Spain 3–0 🇦🇹 Austria 🇵🇹 Portugal 2–1 🇭🇷 Croatia 🇨🇭 Switzerland 2–1 🇩🇿 Algeria 🇦🇺 Australia 0–1 🇪🇬 Egypt 🇦🇷 Argentina 3–0 🇨🇻 Cape Verde 🇨🇴 Colombia 2–1 🇬🇭 Ghana
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AMARA@Amy_beke·
So, South Africans can’t celebrate their culture without going naked?
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Dr KALU, OON
Dr KALU, OON@DrKalu_·
"I don’t chase husband. I don’t need one. But if you say you must marry me, these are my conditions. 1. You must put me on a monthly salary. I don’t even want to hear stories about your business. “Oh baby, my business is not doing well.” Who cares? You know what they call direct deposit? That’s what you will put me on. Every month, I should get my allowance. 2. our baby will be born through a surrogate because I’m not ruining my body to carry your baby. Some of you have very big heads. Big head, big eyes. You will employ a surrogate that will carry that baby. 3. When that baby is born, eight nannies must be on standby. I don’t want to hear that after giving birth I can no longer sleep because a baby is crying, “nyah, nyah.” The nannies will work in shifts — morning, afternoon, and night. The only time I will stand up for that baby is to breastfeed or maybe hug my baby. Other than that, changing diapers and all those things are for the nannies. 4. As my husband, I don’t want to use my two eyes and see you in the house every day. By the time I wake up in the morning, you should already be on your way to work or wherever it is you go. I don’t care if you’re an arm£d r00b£r. By the time my eyes open to a brand-new day, I better not see you in that house. Drop money for me before you leave. Let me see dollars on the counter if possible. Say, “Baby, this is for your lunch” or whatever. Then go. By the time I see you again, let it be around 7 p.m. when I’m ready to sleep. You are just there to do your work and get out. The only days we will be int!m@t£ are on special occasions, your birthday, our wedding anniversary and other special celebrations. Other than that, if you touch me, wahala go dey. Those are my conditions if you want to marry me. It’s simple. It’s not h@rd at all. And let’s not forget, you must buy me a car. Every two years, you will upgrade it. I cannot be driving a 2020 car in 2026. As my husband, you have to do all these things..." - Barr. If
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KOZYKID@thekozykid·
Last two games to boom 7/7 🤲🏼 200M
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Goodness 🦋@Goodness2234·
As a man why will you be staying in this low budget Apartment ??
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Christy 🔥🔥@COtobong40884·
Na today I discover say smoke fit make person get appetite like theif. 😂 Blood medicine don lose relevance for my side... na smoke all the way.
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🎀Emmrex 🎀@e_emmrex·
Can you marry a girl that drink and smokes?
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lobistars🇵🇹@john322226·
I don leave Akara business for Nigerians…I’m officially back to my X full time job 🙏
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Enori🎀
Enori🎀@Brattyenori13·
Get in jor🥰🥰 I just bought a generator for myself 🥹after all these months without light 🤭congratulations to me 🙏
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bernard@Showzss·
@CHIZZY_BB Please can you help me explain this game, I thought home team is Panama and they didn't win
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CHIZZY_BB@CHIZZY_BB·
Gambling will ruin ur life, stop gambling😹😹😹
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RUTH 🇨🇦@it_Rutie·
Ghana genuinely do not have strikers. 😭
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BIG LEO 🦅
BIG LEO 🦅@leodey4uu·
Abazz don use dodoyo format knack twitter babes 😭
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X-Fi@Earnerfun·
I will send 50K to 2 lucky person in 5 hours
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Ajasco@michaeltommy_10·
Colombia vs. Portugal. Will Ronaldo score tonight? Predict the scoreline and the number of goals Ronaldo will score.
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THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW@Web3withcyprian·
@yabaleftonline Ycee money no be lion and roses na, sleepless night of right songs, stage performance, studio record. You expect make e dey blow am anyhow?
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YabaLeftOnline
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
“Since Ycee don blow, the giveaway wey I don do, Ycee never do half of it” — Peller
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lobistars🇵🇹@john322226·
500 verified followers in 40 minutes from shout out ⚡️ big Lobi🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓
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