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Call Me Mephistopheles
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Call Me Mephistopheles
@WhoArtInHell
Hai!! Art & other stuff :3 Pedos/Zoophiles/etc. dni Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim, Spiderman ATSP, GHOST etc. You can find me on ao3 as DewDropFucker🤭
They/He 参加日 Haziran 2023
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bringing this up for the 1000th time :)
this was just done in such a sweet way. it would’ve been so easy for them to make it into a joke (i wouldn’t have even been offended. i make fun of myself all the time lol) but instead they embraced it and gave me a genuine tribute
emme@basicallyedd
he looks so happy ❤️
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went to a sex shop and saw an ejaculating strap and yes this made my clit jump cause i have a really bad breeding kink and i want my butch to fill me with cum at least a few times i need triplets in me by the time we’re done
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I don't take straight people seriously because they say things like why did you post a selfie while you're in a relationship
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no one:
phm stans in my tl: guess which movie i just watched PROJECT HAIL MARY guess which tshirt i just bought PROJECT HAIL MARY guess which plushie i just got PROJECT HAIL MARY guess what i just ate PROJECT HAIL MARY
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EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!! DOG DAYS ARE OVER WITH PHM
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its so insane to me that 50 years ago she was THEE sex icon and if alien came out today she'd be called a man
َ@__Lily__pond
I Think About Her. Often.
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(whispering) I have a gift card to Dave and busters, don’t even know what’s on it. could be a ton.
(Juror closest to me) huh?
(leaning closer, still whispering) you, me, busters. my treat
(no eye contact) I’m fine
(pausing)
you don’t actually think my car killed him do you
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i once got torn APART by a nurse for saying that i didn’t use condoms. like way beyond the usual disclaimer talk they need to give about it being important. when she was done i pointed at the “TRANS FTM” at the top of my file and asked what she wanted me to put it on
isha@MibshaD
My doctor asked me was I on birth control Or use condoms and I told her no.. She then asked me was I trying to get pregnant and I said no.. we sat and stared at each other for 20 seconds I kid you not 🤣
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most considerate alien ever. threw the canister slower so the human could catch it. provided o2 in the tunnel so he could breathe. made him a xenonite figurine. and then when they get closer he called him stupid and dogshit at making models LMAO (out of love)
faye@rylandqrace
a compilation of the (many) times rocky copied grace’s movements because it’s one of my favourite details in the movie 🤏🏻
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Grace, unthinking, uses bleach to clean up the Hail Mary after he cut himself on broken equipment, and Rocky freaks the Fuck Out. Why Grace have bioweapon, question???
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This person is talking about using someone’s preferred pronouns btw
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are you . stupid
𐔌saf .ᐟ@bandorexic
-10 calories every step you take or + 1 buck for every step you take
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grace’s whines being the perfect frequency to reverberate rocky in all the right places send tweet
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kissing grace and when you pull back a little he unconsciously leans forward trying to chase your lips back
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