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@FrankRa87482432 @viking_trash Sheesh, I can't even say that before I've had my morning coffee.

@WhoopsAllTeeth @viking_trash Rødøjet røget ørred (hvis det skal være svært)

Always the Americans with the snide comments in my chat when I speak "I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it like that before haha!" Maybe because my first language isnt fucking english Try saying "Kjøttkaker med brunsaus og syltetøy" perfectly with NO English accent I’ll wait

@viking_trash I only bicker with Swedes. Have a great day 😄

@WhoopsAllTeeth This isnt about the orc language

@vincemoenty You don't want that in your ears...

pls do i have any Scandinavian moots or followers who can laugh at this with me

@schiz04renic I'd say it's a toss up between a pig stable, a lion stable and cigarette smoke.

@Bomba__24 @ichewthings Bro never seen a duck

@ichewthings Birds cant swim bro🤯

All animals can swim but not all humans

@anxietymsgs E. I don't need you to repeat what you just said because I definitely heard it the first time and in no way was distracted by the static noise in my brain because I was not made aware of the fact someone was going to talk to me.

Which one?

@lady_valor_07 My doctor once prescribed me sunshine and crossword puzzles to battle the blues.

without saying drugs, what's the cure for depression???

@KeruboSk My first edition Charizard card.

If someone gave you a box containing everything you’ve ever lost in your life, what’s the first thing you’d look for?

@lady_valor_07 Then they about to see my naked ass. This my house, I refuse to wear pants if I don't have to.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@heavensbvnny Same stupid personality, but my register changes slightly depending on the language.

People who speak multiple languages, have you noticed you have a different voice and personality for each language?

@Ravenismeee With enthusiastic fingerguns

if someone tells you, "you're weird," what would you reply with ??

@FeyreMiari "Women have fought for rights for the longest time" and still you reduced being a woman to just making babies in this post.

Absolutely not. Women have periods, women carry children, women have fought for rights for the longest time… Stop playing pretend and shitting on the natural born women! I’m so over this…

@cheddarplums I will until the end of time groan about this loudly and dramatically, because whomst the hecc wants to wave a long stick in the air in the middle of an open field when lightning strikes???? Apparently sparkling leeches!!

explaining the twilight baseball scene to my older coworker and him visibly putting his face in his hands when i say "well, vampires can only play baseball during a thunderstorm because—"

@Solyricon What in the actual ai is this

There was a girl in my university who used to bring her younger brother to campus sometimes. He’d sit in the library corner with coloring books while she attended lectures. Most people assumed she was just “helping out.” Later we found out their mom worked double shifts and their dad had left years ago. She scheduled her classes around his school timings. If he was sick, she missed exams. If he had a parent meeting, she went. At graduation, everyone clapped when her name was called. What nobody saw was her brother in the back row standing on a chair because he couldn’t see over the crowd. He was clapping the loudest. After the ceremony someone joked, “Now you can finally focus on yourself.” She smiled and said, “I always was.” That one stuck with me. Because sometimes strength isn’t loud or glamorous. It’s just a girl quietly becoming the adult in a house that ran out of one. If this still doesn’t hit, tell me do you want shocking? ironic? uncomfortable? or painfully relatable?

@arojinle1 I can't believe how many people in the comments are just hearing about this man for the first time. I still remember hearing about it in the news, absolutely horrifying.

Summary: this guy made his own daughter give birth to seven children for him and found a way to make his wife help him raise the children. In 1984, Josef Fritzl, then in his late 40s, tricked his 18-year-old daughter Elisabeth into the basement of their family home in Amstetten, Austria. He drugged her, locked her in a secret, soundproofed cellar he had built, and kept her imprisoned there for the next 24 years. He raped her repeatedly thousands of times and she gave birth to seven children, all fathered by him. She delivered them alone in the dark dungeon with no help. Three of the kids (Kerstin, Stefan, and Felix) stayed locked up with her the whole time, growing up in terrible conditions without ever seeing daylight. Three others (Lisa, Monika, and Alexander) were taken upstairs by Fritzl shortly after birth; he and his wife Rosemarie raised them as "foundlings" abandoned by their runaway mother, Elisabeth. One infant twin died soon after birth, and Fritzl burned the body to hide it. Fritzl told everyone Elisabeth had joined a sect and run away, even forging letters from her to keep up the lie. His wife and the rest of the family had no idea she was right beneath them. The whole thing unraveled in 2008 when one of the cellar children, Kerstin, became critically ill. Fritzl had to take her to a hospital, where doctors got suspicious and police got involved. Elisabeth was finally able to tell the truth once she felt safe. The surviving children were freed, and Fritzl was arrested. In 2009 he was convicted of rape, incest, false imprisonment, enslavement, coercion, and negligent homicide. He got life in a psychiatric facility (later moved toward regular prison as he aged). Elisabeth and the kids have since tried to rebuild their lives in quiet anonymity.

@carnivalshootng @rebbyislucky Man, turn that rage against the machine, my guy

@adamtotscomix I live like that. Except it's a small apartment building with a shared yard. It's damn amazing.

Only people without friends think this looks cool

@siberianlizard Now look up giant otters

So I made a DND category comic about mustelids and put otters as Neutral Good. Shortly after I posted it people started telling me that otters should be in evil category. So I researched them... Some otter crimes include: >They commonly drown prey rather than killing instantly. >Some otter species kill unrelated pups during territorial disputes. >Male otters can be violently aggressive during mating, sometimes injuring females or worse..... >They often hunt more than they eat, even when food is abundant. >Otters play with prey before ending it, which looks deliberate but is instinctive behaviour. >Otters are highly territorial and will fight rivals to the end. >They have been observed attacking birds, small mammals, and pets near waterways. >Their intelligence allows coordinated hunting and ambush behaviour, which looks terrifying. I still think they are cute tho! A water vole might disagree 😅 #comic #otters #mustelids

@avidseries "My parents never lied to me" okay, sure.