WorkingBarbie

“Girl, WTF are you on?!?” Oh, I thought it was pretty clear that I was on the spectrum.

When you finally get your maiden name back, and can start acting like it…. 🙌🏻🤭

When you’re on a deadline, but the one person you need to reply isn’t replying!!!

Just a friendly reminder that when you’re a good swimmer, it’s not obvious when you’re drowning.

“Woah, I see it now— you were right about them.” Me:

I’m so sorry that you had to be strong, when you should have just been loved. I’m so sorry that you had to become resilient when you should have just had safety.

“I wish I was as strong as you are” No, no you don’t. The strength that I have comes from pain and suffering that I don’t want anyone to have to survive or overcome.

I lied. I love the pressure. I love being the youngest person at the table. I love the hustle and the grind. I love it when they doubt me. And, I love it even more when I prove them all wrong.

Someone said that they liked my purse at a ballgame tonight, and I literally took all my stuff out of it and gave it to them. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?

Looking rich and being rich are two very different things, so if everyone can “look” rich now: what are the “signs” of real wealth?

I washed that dirty laundry, now it’s time to air it out… 😏

Should I call dateline or should I be flattered? I think I’m my next door neighbors Regina George… I planted two citrus trees, so she planted two citrus trees. I redid the gardens with mulch, so she redid the gardens with mulch.

A representation of the money in my 401k 😩

My favorite animal? Me. In a male dominated field. 👏🏻💪🏼🦁🐯

Work life motto: Here for the income, not the outcome. 🫡

Everything you do online leaves a footprint— why try to cover your tracks? Own your stuff.

I have no idea how I’m going to do it, but I know me… so I know that I will. 💪🏼💄

Call me crazy, but can we start selling furniture that’s already assembled? I’m not interested in a glorified Lego kit that turns into an armoire.

Time doesn’t take away the questions and sinking feelings. How do you betray the person that’s closest to you in this world and then choose to not repair the damage.

Happy New Year to everyone that shit themselves in a diaper in Times Square, may that energy never find me.