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Enzo Fernandez is an absolutely disgusting player. Fūck all those G/A stats. He's a stūpid player.

@DJ_TUNEZ You wey dem turn to ball?

FIRST OFF ..... YOU HIT ME IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITHOUT ME LOOKING! THATS SOME SUCKA SHIT MY BOY!

@heyserenamunroe Bro you look like an alien

I AM TRANS AND I AM BEAUTIFUL.

@DOlusegun Confidently saying jargons just because you want to sound intelligent?

Mr Obi, 3.3tn = VERIFIED legacy debt. This is money already owed to power generation companies and gas suppliers over the years. Not new spending. Old unpaid debts were finally audited and agreed upon. These debts are accrued from subsidies. ₦4tn = BOND (This is a borrowing plan.) A bond is NOT money that has already been spent. It’s how the government plans to RAISE money, usually by borrowing from investors, to pay off that existing ₦3.3tn debt. Again Mr Obi, One is the DEBT. The other is how to PAY the debt. If you are still confused about this let me know so i can draw a diagram for you

@Mikedotcoza It's worse than terrible.

Perhaps Nigeria is a very terrible country in ways we fail to understand. You cannot celebrate to leave your home country in this manner.

@miles4pf_x Wetin professional boxer dey use headgear for? In a sparring game?

A body builder challenged a boxer at the gym😂, guess who won

@NASA Like, if the picture looks like it's moving from your end too.

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

@Thebestfigen What about after being cooked?

Dozens of fishermen end up losing body parts to wolf fish. This is because many people don't realize that even after being "dead" and without a body, it is still capable of this.

@HQNigerianArmy Una no dey shame

RE: ALLEGATIONS BY DISMISSED EX-LANCE CORPORAL ROTIMI OLAMILEKAN The attention of the Nigerian Army has been drawn to a sensationalised report circulating on social media and mainstream news platforms featuring an interview with a dismissed soldier, Ex-18NA/77/1009 Lance Corporal Rotimi Olamilekan, popularly known as “Soja Boi.” In the interview, he made allegations regarding welfare, remuneration and the provision of uniforms and protective equipment for Nigerian Army personnel. While the Nigerian Army remains focused on its core mandate of safeguarding the nation, it has become necessary to correct these falsehoods to prevent the public from being misled. The Nigerian Army categorically states that Mr. Olamilekan was not dismissed for “speaking the truth” or expressing opinions on political leadership. He was dismissed following persistent and grave acts of indiscipline, including violations of the Armed Forces Social Media Policy. Like all professional militaries, the Nigerian Army operates under a strict Code of Conduct and the Armed Forces Act. Unauthorised media appearances, commercialisation of military identity, partisan content creation and misuse of military uniform constitute clear breaches of established regulations. His dismissal followed due process in line with military laws. On the issue of remuneration, the Nigerian Army operates a well-structured and transparent salary system, where earnings are determined by rank and years of service, as clearly stipulated in the Manual of Financial Administration for Armed Forces of Nigeria (MAFA). In addition to consolidated monthly salaries, personnel are entitled to uniform allowances and other allowances, which are periodically paid directly into their accounts. Furthermore, troops deployed on operations or assigned to duties outside their units receive Ration Cash Allowance, Habit Allowance, in addition to free feeding arrangements. Personnel serving in operational theatres, such as Operation HADIN KAI in the North East, are also paid operational allowances and other mission-specific entitlements designed to support their welfare and enhance operational effectiveness. The portrayal of soldiers as receiving no additional benefits beyond basic salary is therefore misleading and inaccurate. The claim that soldiers are required to purchase uniforms and protective equipment, including bulletproof vests and helmets, is entirely false. The Nigerian Army prioritises the welfare, safety, and force protection of its personnel. The provision of uniforms, kits, arms, ammunition, and operational gear is an institutional responsibility executed through established logistics systems. Dedicated ordnance units oversee the procurement, storage, and issuance of these items to ensure troops are adequately equipped for operations. While some personnel may choose to supplement issued kits based on personal preference and comfort, such actions are voluntary and do not indicate any systemic failure. The assertion that troops operate without protective gear is not only false but also reckless, as it undermines public confidence and troop morale. For the avoidance of doubt, no soldier is deployed to an operational theatre without the necessary protective equipment. Claims that such gear is only issued during ceremonial visits are deliberate falsehoods intended to mislead the public. The Nigerian Army remains committed to the highest standards of discipline, accountability, and troop welfare. Operational decisions regarding postings and deployments are guided strictly by strategic and operational requirements.

Vinicius jnr shouldn't be a football player. Bãstard.

Vinicius jnr is the worst player to ever get close to a Balon d'or. Bro is not even worth two cents.

@innocent3324 @Cyber_rnind @ChuksEricE When? That's the most important thing.

@Cyber_rnind @ChuksEricE Abuja

“I’m tired of this solar wahala. My inverter only lasts about four hours a day, and right now I’m back to using a generator. Every day, I spend ₦38,000 on fuel.” -Lady cr!es out after spending millions to install solar.

What sort of nonsense am I watching??? This Madrid vs Bayern match is arguably the worst any human being has watched.

@thelola_01 You're a bãstard

I'm so ashamed of myself ngl😭 I didn't reply him since morning

@TrendingEx Make dem come stop my borehole na

The World Economic Forum is looking monetize breathing; Lindsay Cooper is suggesting water, soil and oxygen should no longer be freely accessible.

@TrendingEx Drug abuse is the worst problem anybody can ever have.

Trending: New look at Olajumoke oni bread, the viral bread seller from TY Bello’s photos in 2016.

@Princemoye1 @PoliceNG Effective keh???

The National Police Day: Every April 7 has been set aside by the Federal Government of Nigeria to celebrate her own, the most populous and one of the most effective Police institutions in Africa, the Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG . We salute the courage, resilience, commitment and gallantry of the officers and men of the Nigeria Police Force for keeping our communities safe. Even amidst rumours, falsehood and fake news, they still perform their duties diligently. Congratulations to the IGP, IGP Olatunji Rilwan Disu @TunjiDisu1 and the entire police force on this celebration and yet another feat. #SayNoToCrime

@Owiggy_ He will definitely experience it with her too.

What do you guys think? Do you think his fears are valid?

@iam_harryjuana @wene084 Abeg update o. Before dis country kpai person.

@wene084 bro thank God i stopped thinking about winning fair. anyway now we dey tap in. assuming we quick tap i for know where i dey by now

People saying they cannot do fraud and they expect us to clap for them or what? There is absolutely no dignity in poverty. The system is rigged against you, you cannot keep playing fair.

@winnerdotsol Na God go punish you punish everyone wey u love. Bãstard

We’re are going to miss you papa Chinwetalu Agu 😭😭💔

@TrendingEx Wetin HK mean sef?

Video: Europol bust a HK yahoo house in Latvia, running 49 million fake accounts for phishing, bank fraud, extortion, and human smuggling across Europe, all operated by just 7 people.