Zaphoid

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He’s dead on.

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Dear Lord Mia... What's sad is that you even need AI to comprehend basic self defense laws. You agreed with me before, then go back to trolling lol. Context bro. Cheers 🍻 I'm off to work; gladly educate you later 😜🤣

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king AI cant even save u, u struggle to read what it says😂im actually frightened by ur lack of self awareness u must have no social life😭

Chudthebuilder presses a group of 6 Black men and calls them N*GGERS The situation got SUPER HEATED Mr.Chud had to show that he was armed with a gun to SAVE HIS LIFE

Why is there not more outrage over what dozens of IRS emails prove? There was a two-year criminal grand jury investigation of me and my bank. No evidence of any crimes was ever found. To save face and pretend I was guilty, IRS agents basically bribed Puerto Rican officials to shut down my bank, so they could pretend I was guilty of the very crimes their own investigation found no evidence to charge me with committing. Then the IRS and their J5 partners used the shutdown of my bank to falsely claim credit for successfully putting a stop to tax evasion and money laundering, despite knowing firsthand that neither crime was ever facilitated by my bank.

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Why send ss when you can just click the grok button on each and every post if you need an AI to hold your hand and walk you through common/good sense? x.com/Zaphoid1/statu…

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king ur so stupid😂😂😂u were proven wrong several times, and now ur sayin remove chud which is major context to the case💀💀fuckin moron bro please leave me alone all u’ve done is struggle to comprehend what u read its rllly simple dude why dont u send a screenshot of ur exact prompt

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king You said he has no right to self defense because he said naughty words and has a history of it.... I said that's retarded and wrong.. You crafted countless scenarios where he wouldn't. I said u dum. Words don't equal violence. But now u agree w/ me; yay!!! Cheers bro!🍻

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king ur so lost its frightening… 😂nobody thinks him defending himself from someone with a knife with a gun isnt self defense? the point is if he was to shoot someone who physically hit him, in the video a victim literally says “he walks around w a gun cus he doesnt wanna fight…”

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king *which the "up to jury" would be an obvious no imo, but it only takes one. Again, use Grok or Claude, and do it with and without the idiot Chud in the mix.. Best I can do to help you understand 🤷 Cheers ya dirty animal 😜

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Some bitch slaps him, and that's it, and chudlete shoots him? No.. Clearly No... Bitch pulls a knife and starts slashing wildly trying to kill him? Yes.. Absolutely 100% Yes. Bitch just starts a grapple and Chud immediately pulls gun and kills him? Up to jury based on history.

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king I literally can't be more clear this this. And just use Grok to fact check me here. Good troll dumbass. Take care 🩵

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king No.. You are still framing it like a total retard to produce what your looking for. Ask if Chud was violently attacked as a result of his provocation, and he Then, and Only then did he defend himself, would he still have a claim to self defense?

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king ironic😂i even worded it in a way that makes it seems he had to. YET STILLL.

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king I call you *insert most offensive thing you can imagine* Then you violently attack me (bodily harm intent is obvious when you physically attack me). At this point, you are saying I have relinquished my right to self defense and if I harm you, I'm the one going to jail?

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king u want each prompts answer? 😂like? none are in ur fair other than if they shot him first😂ur purposely being stupid

Had to pleasure of meeting @Lyn_ulbricht & @BuenoForMiami. Lyn fought tirelessly for over 11 years until her son was finally free. FREE SAMOURAI 🙌 Code is not a crime. FREE ROMAN STORM. Can we expect PARDONS for all PRISONERS of the war on Bitcoin❓

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Id like to congratulate you; but it's apparent that you are clueless to the words you just read and posted... Words/definitions matter.. Context matters.. Read that again a few times and maybe you'll understand.

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king You literally just proved my point 🤦

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king "if chud pulled the trigger..." In response to what?? Someone yelling back at him? Someone violently pummeling him with fists/weapons? Someone pulling a gun and shooting at him? What are you using as the reason for the retard Chud pulling the trigger?

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king if chudthebuilder pulled the trigger would self defense laws help him

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Again, you are being retarded 🤦 Harassment and self defense when Violently attacked are vastly different things 🙄

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king wise up dumbasss

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Post your inquiry 🙃 Because your framing is wildly off. If I call you something very offensive, and you freak out and say very aggressive and offensive shit to me, and then I shoot you.... Yeah, obviously that's not self defense you obtuse idiot

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king 🤡

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Dude .... This is wild.. Simply aggravating someone doesn't legally allow that person to cause bodily harm to the aggravator.. Especially if it happens in a 'duty to retreat' state. Racist or not; words are not violence, and to believe so is fucking insanity. Wise up.

@Zaphoid1 @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king ironic given u still cant wrap ur mind around the concept that being racist is a form of intentionally aggravating someone🤡

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king Proportionality and location are key. ie- duty to retreat states. If I call you a stupid cunt retard, and you start "chimping out" and I reasonably perceive your intent to cause bodily harm over WORDS!; yeah, I have every right to defend myself and prevent that. CoPe HaRdEr

@nobluepaint @ZeimaLovail @HumanParsnip @parti_king You are retarded... Aggravating someone and Then shooting them, obviously isn't self defense 🤦 Are you seriously that fucking retarded that you thought generating a response to That horribly baited/framed question was somehow a gotcha? 🤣🤣