mellissa

if you have the means, be cool and support my friend! gofund.me/8f7af46f

@t0uwuchan make coffee at home and have your parents pay for your Ivy League education and starter townhome in Boston. It’s so easy, idk why everyone doesn’t do it 💁‍♀️

In aws Training right now and the instructor is telling extremely depressing stories in an uplifting way. “I fell asleep at my laptop last night” and “I didn’t meet my son until he was 4 months old because my work schedule”. ffs, that’s depressing as hell. #fuckamazon

@ggooooddddoogg It’s like Benjamin button if he ran around a lot and was extremely cute.

classic

Jeff Bezos isn’t an astronaut, he’s just a rich guy. So no, the government shouldn’t be subsidizing his outer space vanity projects.

@skyebison Pls destroy the “I don’t like sandwiches” ppl 🥺

.@foo_sda hovering over my leftovers like a vulture, “Hey you didn’t want these did you? I mean, you don’t really like them anyways. Haha, do you mind? Haha. So..?”

You ever reply to a tweet, then realize you forgot to like it, so you go back and like it two hours later, but then realize you’re being a weirdo and overthinking things. Haha yeah, me neither, close one.

@SaberaMesia I have the P5s, but looking at their website it looks like they’re only selling the latest model, so you might have to search a bit for the older, wired model

@SaberaMesia Bowers & Wilkins since you’re looking for wired. I have a pair and they look fantastic and have held up super well over the years.

@ggooooddddoogg Watering the plants. Very smart. Good job Lyra.

i am going to make a huge mess

March 2008 Gas: $3.23 a gallon Oil: $104.54 a barrel March 2022 Gas: $4.32 a gallon Oil: $95.75 a barrel Don't cite inflation. Cite the damn corporate greed.

Profiteering. And there should be consequences for it.

@ggooooddddoogg make the decal yourself, being that cool pays for itself

why couldn’t they have contacted me instead

how would i put an oral b decal on my bike

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