Nna anyị, DịrịChukwu

my final act of love is leaving you alone

@Swit_zee @sley_Xk It’s only rude when you don’t like the person

It’s rude to video call someone without letting them know

@moemudi01 @Akinjoshua2017 Love is transactional o. It doesn’t always necessarily have to be financially.

Love has always been transactional. ~~ Omawumi 2026

@Lifeof_AG01 It’s a top feeling, and we often underrate it

Going from a person who can’t afford a lot of things to someone who can afford anything I want is the story I will tell about myself.

@Alloysious_x Aside Tinubu and his APC minions, nothing dey vex me reach make babe tell me no sex for inside relationship

Nothing like virgin, if you no dey ready for sex, no enter relationship.

@KingErefitei @Sir_Da_ve You’re wise.

The first thing they did was to rush to INEC office to get their voters card.

@the_Lawrenz How’d you feel after saying that?

My boss complained that I tanked my KPIs and that nothing I bragged about in the interview ever happened. I hit him with: “Bro, I took over from myself.” He fucking applauded.

@chibzyyyy Onakoya 😭😭

Queen’s Gambit no go dey there ke?!

@tessysmitha @SauceKiki Are you people even aware that this man has ruined romance as we know it?

Do you mean the world to anyone romantically abi we should just focus on the elections?

focusing on the elections > meaning the world to anyone romantically

@CakesMilly1 @YUNGJIZZY19 RT!!

any bro wey dey cast e fellow niggas to entertain others in public, is a bitch.

@softangrygirl @heisnissi_ Or 10 people supporting your argument

"10 likes isn't a lot" Imagine 10 rabid dogs chasing after you

@MaxToks001 We pray for grace to manage it properly

Lord, don't let me mishandle what you're about to bless me with

@yxyiagain and why’s that so?

some inec registration center dey register only 150 people daily, that’s bad o

@MudiTheInvestor I’m positioned for it

MTNN to ₦1,000 is the next agenda.

@sley_Xk una don dey rebrand this Ashewo work sha

jsyk, my d!ck cures depression

@yxyiagain @gmltony “Your votes don’t count” but them still dey buy am? It counts like mad

yes your vote will count, y’all need to stop this mentality of thinking your votes doesn’t count. if your votes doesn’t count, they wouldn’t be out there trying to win you over to vote for them. your vote counts like mad, go get your PVC!

@MrMekzy_ I’m convinced everything I need is achievable if we have a working government in this country

You act like you’re okay but deep down you want what?

@UnkleAyo Is that Tunde Onakoya?

I am a very patient man.

You rescue dogs for a living. It pains your heart to see stray dogs who could have decent shelter, and dogs maltreated by their owners. In the evening, You go and hang out with Ekaette who sells dog peppersoup. You're deceiving yourself. This tweet is not about dogs.

“Your vote doesn’t count” but these people dey buy am. You never still wan get sense abi?