Lil Caesar 🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🍀

In paradise lost 🤖

@jameskostohryz Iranians sending oil to 200.

@_LittleFire1 The Iranians can still respond to Vance's "best and last" offer via other communication channels. Pakistan could organize another round if there is any hope.

JD Vibe: US provided Iran with an ultimatum. It's their choice to accept it or face consequences. He has minimal hope that Iran will accept. Negotiations will probably continue. But chances that war resumes is extremely high.

JD Vance provides an important update from Islamabad on oil prices on Monday. 🫡🪒

@doctormalibu What are your odds that they come to a resolution tomorrow?

He failed. x.com/polymarket/sta…

Eric Swalwell has a way out of this he needs to come out as transgender now

this Eric Swalwell stuff is crazy I thought he was gay

"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election" —Otto von Bismarck

My 3 leg parlay for the weekend... Tyson Furry wins by KO Iran/US peace talks fail Eric Swalwell drops from race

The Iranian dudes showed up in Black! Iranians have aura foo 🍀

Sometimes I think it would be really fun to rob a gas station... Bucket list :)

My wife had closed the Strait of Hormuz for one week, after I threatened to get the fuel from venezuela, she opened it quickly.

@TraitorCrater @TheMaineWonk @FT 100 billion in frozen funds

@_LittleFire1 @TheMaineWonk @FT It wasn’t even $2 billion.

‼️‼️ BREAKING: US has discussed unfreezing Iran’s overseas assets, including $6 billion held in Qatar. - @FT MAGA: Obama Nuke Deal gave Iran MILLIONS. TREASON. TRUMP: Giving Iran $6 Billion + control of Hormuz.

@Pregory1 @MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell He’s a Degen

@MartinShkreli @_LittleFire1 @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell Whoa! Mr Swalwell is now fully qualified for the presidency!

here is the @ericswalwell video. my source says it was taken in his home and the woman is a sex worker. @RepSwalwell

@Pregory1 @MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell 😂😂

Conor McGregor: "An anti-Irish agenda is being carried out in Ireland, and it's heading toward a quake with the Public." "I warned about this, but Ireland is no place for new voices under its political cartel." "I'm for my Country. I'm a God-fearing patriot, and may God-fearing patriotism prevail in this fight against evil."

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

It's starting ... Hormuz spring (TM) x.com/business/statu…

The Lakers look so tired of LeBron's pregame ritual 😭