*NotAProfessional

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*NotAProfessional

*NotAProfessional

@_NotAPr0

Shitty comedian, mediocre human, good dad, decent husband, owner of a DD-214, and Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

Texas, USA 参加日 Şubat 2025
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*NotAProfessional
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Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer.
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*NotAProfessional
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@realradec Literally every day. I changed my ps5 to the ps3 “appearance” just to hear the ‘tick tick tick’ while I navigate it.
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Radec@realradec·
I still think about you
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Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Pretty interesting. Some guy found a book that shared a list of bands that were banned from the USSR in 1985
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@1MOAsolutions I’m with you man but give some grace, especially on the internet of opinions. Everyone has their stages after the Army. It’s a constant eb and flow of “I hated it” to the “best days of my life”.
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Adam Wilson@1MOAsolutions·
I joined the Army when I was 18 thinking I’d do one enlistment and get out. Turned out I’d stay in for 2 decades, travel the world and rack up 3 combat tours to Iraq during the height of the GWOT. This guy is full of shit. He’s built a brand off of the core values of the military and now he wants to say it’s not worth it. Everything I have today I owe to Uncle Sam and that includes the good and bad. I grew up poor white trash in a trailer park but the Army gave me the chance to own a home, be a present and engaged Father and provide a good life for my family. I learned who I was and how far I could go when it mattered the most. There are very few opportunities for young men to set themselves up for long term success like the Military. Is it fair at time? No. Is it risk free? No. But that’s part of the deal and anyone who’s ever served knows it. There’s an inherent risk to military service even during peace time but the reward is worth it for so many of us. History also shows that when you look at the success of military service members after they’ve returned from war or once they get out.
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla

No, The training isn’t worth it. The experience isn’t worth it. The benefits aren’t worth it. Do not join the United States military.

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Alex Jones@RealAlexJones·
EXCLUSIVE: Judge Joe Brown Believes That Trump Is Using The Epstein Files To Blackmail The Deep State To Surrender
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Limp Bizkit Japan@limpbizkitjapan·
Fred Durst recorded an emotional rendition of Black Sabbath's "Changes" for the Back To The Beginning celebration.
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HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
Well this is awkward...
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Sad but true?
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Rock Photography
Rock Photography@Photomusicrock·
Jason Momoa & Steven Tyler of Aerosmith during soundcheck at Black Sabbath’s final show in Birmingham, 2025. © Ross Halfin.
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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Link in Lincoln Park with Linkin Park watching Lincoln Park a Lincoln (2017)
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Hodgetwins
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Our boy @catturd2 not gonna know which way to go with the Feds saying Epstein didn’t have a list and didn’t blackmail nobody 🤣 Will he bootlick or will he get mad at Trumps FBI and DOJ?
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
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"Carts Of Darkness" is a 2008 documentary that followed a group of homeless men who combined bottle picking with the extreme sport of racing shopping carts
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@razzli_ They hate all of us lol We don’t make enough money for them to care about our opinions.
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R. Saoirse@razzli_·
And we can’t even get Harriet Tubman on a $20 bill. They. Hate. Black People.
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Rock Photography@Photomusicrock·
Ozzy Osbourne did the impossible task, having a picture with Axl Rose and Slash at the same time.
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DC_Draino@DC_Draino·
2 truths: Epstein didn’t kill himself & Epstein didn’t sex traffick to himself
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