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To the Officers and Enlisted Men of the Carolina Regiment, By Order of General Jordan Staal, Commanding A WARNING ORDER is hereby issued. Intelligence gathered by our scouts and informants confirms that the Philadelphia Regiment—those unruly rabble known in common tongue as the Philadelphia Flyers—are on the march. They come not with honor, nor discipline, but with the reckless fury of a mob, intent on halting our righteous advance toward Lord Stanley’s sacred prize. Make no mistake: this enemy thrives in chaos. They clutch, they grab, they strike after the whistle like gutter-born street brawlers masquerading as soldiers. Their ranks are filled not with tacticians, but with orange-clad agitators whose only strategy is disruption and disgrace. But they have chosen the wrong Regiment. You, men of Carolina, have proven your mettle in the crucible of battle. You have routed the northern foes, silenced doubters, and carried the standard of Raleigh with honor and steel. Now, a new test approaches—not of skill alone, but of discipline. The Philadelphia scum will attempt to drag you into the mud with them. You will not oblige. Prepare yourselves accordingly: Sharpen your blades and steady your hands. Maintain formation—do not be baited into their foolishness. Strike with precision, not rage. Let their chaos be their undoing. They seek to deny us our destiny. They believe themselves gatekeepers to glory. We shall show them they are nothing more than a speed bump on our march. Stand ready. Stay disciplined. And when they arrive, we will meet them not as equals—but as a force of inevitability. For Raleigh. For the Regiment. For Lord Stanley. Jordan L Staal GEN, CAR Commanding #SoundTheSiren

@sixersforlife30 @Canes2Arizona @SonataAway @TheWarningTake Funny you talk about shoutouts. You guys wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, SO merchants

@Canes2Arizona @SonataAway @TheWarningTake You won three shootouts

Brace yourselves. Flyers in 7 narratives are coming.

@bunchofJss @ZachCaniac I think they mean like fresher in terms of played more recently

@ZachCaniac How would Philadelphia be fresher after playing 7 games? And how would they be “rolling”, that would mean they lost 3 in a row before winning game 7

I have two outlooks on the PHI vs PIT series: 1 - If the series goes to seven it gives our injured players more time to recover. 2 - if the series goes to seven the Canes will go up against a fresher team that is rolling At this point I think I'm just hoping it goes seven

@Canes Rod and fishy

You can invite two #Canes players, past or present, to dinner. Who are you choosing?

@burner11056991 @burrowsvech Mike Reilly. He’s the 7dman. Filled in a couple times this season. Decent depth guy

@burrowsvech yall don’t make fun of me but who is this 😭

look at my goofs!!

@STUTZZLE Want a tissue?

the way these mfs talking shit u know what i hope whoever plays them next absolutely smokes their team

@nhl_review They should team up and help each other out!

Your team letting you down when you need them the most Swayman 🤝 Ullmark

@bhags38 @Canes2Arizona @unsensrd There’s too many to choose from

@Canes2Arizona @unsensrd What about this one

Clears

@slim_ma97 60pts off of 11 dribbles btw but yeah no one knew him. Gtfo 😭✌🏼

Nobody knew klay before Megan that’s why Yu dnt give lame folks a chance

@avy3n You still gon be working for them 👀👀. Not too late to get you in process blue

we have to deal with Lee Hunter Bryce Lance Jordyn Tyson Chris Brazzell II Will Lee III Rueben Bain Jr. Keionte Scott 4-12 never felt so good

@TheRealAG91 Don’t duck into a vulnerable position 🤷🏼‍♂️. But aye at least you guys got a big hit! Surely you won at least that game. Or is that a delicate topic?

@TheRealAG91 One reached for the puck, The other the puck was away but wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand what clean and dirty is. Perhaps I could get you a broom so that you can clean up?

@TheRealAG91 🧹🧹🧹 and he still had more of an impact than “stutzle takes a spill” and “tkusuck”. How’s Anderson doing?

@JoeByron87 @CanesPR @reporterchris

@CanesPR @reporterchris Keep your head up kid.

Alexander Nikishin was diagnosed with a concussion during Game 4 in Ottawa. He returned with the team to Raleigh where he will continue the NHL’s protocol for a safe return to play.

People with the same amount of points as Brady Tkachuk in this years playoffs: You reading this tweet Charlie Kirk Elias Pettersson Frank Seravalli Jim Benning Alysa Liu Michael Buble Druski Tom McDonald Mark Lee Kash Patel Peter Griffin Clavicular Andrew Tate David Pagnotta

“If they get average goal tending” “If they get Carolina in the first round” “If they scored on the power play” If if if if and it all leads to a sweep. Lady’s and gentleman we have a new “if man” #soundthesiren #gosensgo

@CrashOnSens @blueleafsweater @RobSlater10 Yeah he didn’t like it because it’s always been the coaches go through the handshake line with the players. I get the point Maurice was making but it being a last minute thing is what made it weird and awkward

@blueleafsweater @RobSlater10 Paul Maurice said last year that the handshake line was only for the players. That the coaches should do it at the benches. Brind’Amour didn’t like that idea after they lost to the Panthers. espn.com/nhl/story/_/id…

Paul Maurice was right.

@TheRealAG91 Cope 🧹